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Baboons gobble grapes in South African wine region
AP ^ | Mar 23, 2010 | NASTASYA TAY

Posted on 03/25/2010 3:31:52 PM PDT by SJackson

JOHANNESBURG – Baboons, it seems, prefer pinot noir. They also like a nice chardonnay.

Largely undeterred by electric fences, hundreds of wild baboons in South Africa's prized wine country are finding the vineyards of ripe, succulent grapes to be an "absolute bonanza," said Justin O'Riain of the University of Cape Town.

Winemakers have resorted to using noisemakers and rubber snakes to try to drive the baboons off during harvest season.

"The poor baboons are driven to distraction," said O'Riain, who works in the university's Baboon Research Unit.

"As far as baboons are concerned, the combination of starch and sugar is very attractive — and that's your basic grape," he said.

Growers say the picky primates are partial to sweet pinot noir grapes, adding to the winemakers' woe: Pinot noir sells for more than the average merlot or cabernet sauvignon.

"They choose the nicest bunches, and you will see the ones they leave on the ground. If you taste them, they are sour," said Francois van Vuuren, farm manager at La Terra de Luc vineyards, 50 miles (80 kilometers) east of Cape Town. "They eat the sweetest ones and leave the rest."

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TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: africa; baboons; grapes; oenology; southafrica; wine
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They should see Nancy Pelosi's vinyard.
1 posted on 03/25/2010 3:31:52 PM PDT by SJackson
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To: SJackson

Welfare queens ???


2 posted on 03/25/2010 3:35:52 PM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: SJackson

I would think hanging a few dead baboons along the perimeter fences would get the others to think twice before going over.


3 posted on 03/25/2010 3:37:00 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: Frank Sheed; pgkdan; trisham; Tax-chick; TradicalRC

“That’s the Spirit!” ping.

Too bad ... between this and the Chilean earthquake, a wine drinker could feel a little sad.


4 posted on 03/25/2010 3:39:54 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Never apologize - it's a sign of weakness.)
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To: Tax-chick

This is an outrage. I don’t know how much more I can take. :)


5 posted on 03/25/2010 3:42:01 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: SJackson

Bush’s fault.


6 posted on 03/25/2010 3:42:11 PM PDT by muglywump (Seven days without laughter makes one weak.)
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>> They should see Nancy Pelosi’s vinyard. <<

Can we transplant some there?


7 posted on 03/25/2010 3:43:32 PM PDT by GraceG
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To: trisham

I’m not much of a Pinot Noir drinker, fortunately. But still ... darned baboons!

I have a history of South Africa that DP bought me at a library sale, and it said that South Africa has been exporting wines since the 1690s. At one point, almost half the wine drunk in England came from South Africa.


8 posted on 03/25/2010 3:43:46 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Never apologize - it's a sign of weakness.)
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Oh this is nothing! Trust me!

Just wait till the baboons get their little paws on the wine!


9 posted on 03/25/2010 3:44:30 PM PDT by mamelukesabre (Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum (If you want peace prepare for war))
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To: Tax-chick

I actually prefer wines from California. My dogs are from Africa, however.

Ok, not directly, but the breed originates there.


10 posted on 03/25/2010 3:47:26 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: Secret Agent Man

Great opportunity for a mounted shooting competition!


11 posted on 03/25/2010 3:49:10 PM PDT by Cold Heart
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*Winemakers have resorted to using noisemakers and rubber snakes to try to drive the baboons off during harvest season. *

Umm, have they thought about trying firearms?


12 posted on 03/25/2010 4:05:15 PM PDT by j-damn
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To: Secret Agent Man

When I hunted in the Limpopo Province in 2005, baboons were considered vermin and could be hunted freely, although they were very wary and difficult to stalk.


13 posted on 03/25/2010 4:08:16 PM PDT by Spok (Free Range Republican)
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To: mamelukesabre

Oh this is nothing! Trust me!

Just wait till the baboons get their little paws on the wine!

Oh, this is nothing, wait till they find out they
can vote themselves welfare.


14 posted on 03/25/2010 4:10:01 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Spok
although they were very wary and difficult to stalk.

Not when they are after grapes apparently.

15 posted on 03/25/2010 4:14:33 PM PDT by xone
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To: trisham

Maybe greyhounds are from Africa ;-).

I like California wines, too, but South Africa has some excellent ones, and they were really cheap for a while.


16 posted on 03/25/2010 4:21:53 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Never apologize - it's a sign of weakness.)
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Baboons are just wild animals. Why don't they just shoot the f*ers?
17 posted on 03/25/2010 4:24:06 PM PDT by hinckley buzzard
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Noisemakers and rubber snakes aren't going to help. When I was young I saw Cape baboons rip the wipers off cars if you stopped and didn't feed them.
18 posted on 03/25/2010 4:28:28 PM PDT by TWfromTEXAS (Life is the one choice that pro choicers will not support.)
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To: Tax-chick

Greyhounds are wonderful. I don’t care where they’re from

Africa does have some very good wines.


19 posted on 03/25/2010 4:32:23 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: mamelukesabre

“Abbadabbadabbadabbadabba” said the monkey to the chimp...


20 posted on 03/25/2010 4:32:31 PM PDT by GeezerConservative
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