Borders bookstore forced to defend sale of 'control a woman' remote

news.com.au ^ | 3/16/10 | Newscore

[MrB]

When someone is “impossible to satisfy”, or perpetually outraged,

the only possible course of action is to

intentionally provoke them.

[al baby]

I had two sisters growing up, that toilet seat thing to me is just about respect. I put it down with out fail. But I still love a great piss outside every once in a while

[MrB]

I am OUTRAGED!

[beaversmom]

LOL :) It is fun to watch.

[MrB]

Garlic, holy water, Cross.

[humblegunner]

Katie is the name of the woman who started all of the whining.

It's also the name of my evilexwife. Go figure.

[ArrogantBustard]

... "the male" ... "the woman" ....

You can always tell a lesbian feminist arsehole by the terminology she chooses.

[Vision]

Katie Robertson told ABC Radio she was "troubled" by the toy, "mainly because it encourages a stereotype of women as submissive, who are to be controlled".

Actually, it's probably the opposite you outraged ignoramus.

[a fool in paradise]

I thought International Women’s Day (a Communist holiday) is in May but I guess it was March 8th.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Women’s_Day

The first IWD was observed on 19 March 1911 in Germany following a declaration by the Socialist Party of America. Among other relevant historic events, it came to commemorate the 1911 Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire. The idea of having an international women’s day was first put forward at the turn of the 20th century amid rapid world industrialization and economic expansion that led to protests over working conditions.

[Enterprise]

Strangely enough, the remote completely breaks down the same time each month. Science still can’t provide a plausible explanation.

[Slings and Arrows]

*heeheehee*

[Eaker]

LOL!

Gotcha.

[TheOldLady]

I pointed my Control-A-Man at you the other day, but it didn’t make you take me shopping. You may be wasting your money on two of the Control-A-Woman models.

[ApplegateRanch]

Laughless Under-Sexed B*tch.

It's easier to just say, "femininazi".

was forced to defend the $15 novelty product

Defense: We sell stuff. It sells. Defense rests.

[Let's Roll]

You’ve just described Janet Incompetano.

[ApplegateRanch]

Ah, yes; a fine example of the really old Control-A-Man Mark 1-A. Nice find!

The Mark 1-B was a little heavier, for the larger man in her life. This is the Mark 1-B Deluxe Model, with graduated correctional settings, for use in any situation, from minor peeve to major offense:

[Grunthor]

“There are certain buttons on there. For example, the male may decide that he wants beer, sex or food,” she said.

“He may press a button in which he requires the woman to remove her clothes, cook, clean, leave, (or) say yes.

“There’s also a button in which you can increase her breast size.”

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Is there a button that makes her shut up?

[ApplegateRanch]

You’re right of course, since her birthday, Valentine’s day, Mother’s Day, Sweetest Day, Christmas and New Year’s just aren’t enough gift receiving days for your average woman.

Typical man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"You FORGOT our ANNIVERSAARY?!? How COULD YOU, you... YOU BEAST! Boo-hoo-hoo! I HATE (SLAM! click!) you!" /sarc>

[ApplegateRanch]

I had two sisters growing up, that toilet seat thing to me is just about respect. I put it down with out fail.

IOW, you're Rodney Dangerfield: no respect!

If they loved and respected YOU, they would have put the seat up now and then...or at least on your birthday!

Respect is a two way street...unless they were blind?

[stormer]

You haven't met my wife...