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Borders bookstore forced to defend sale of 'control a woman' remote
news.com.au ^ | 3/16/10 | Newscore

Posted on 03/16/2010 10:47:39 PM PDT by SirJohnBarleycorn

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To: stormer

If she can swing that, I don’t want to meet her!


81 posted on 03/17/2010 11:27:59 AM PDT by ApplegateRanch (U.S. Citizen since 1946: “Made in the USA, by proud American workers!")
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To: thecodont
Buttons include: Stop Snoring, Farting, or Belching.

Whew!

No buttons for Stop scratching and Stop staring at breasts.

82 posted on 03/17/2010 11:33:17 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys: Can't fly, can't ski, can't drive, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best.)
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To: TheOldLady
I pointed my Control-A-Man at you the other day, but it didn’t make you take me shopping.

You have to make sure the Blood-From-A-Turnip setting is "ON."

83 posted on 03/17/2010 3:25:08 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Cocoa Judas!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

ROFL! Thanks, I’ll try again. Ready?


84 posted on 03/18/2010 2:30:15 AM PDT by TheOldLady ("The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." -- Albert Camus)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Well, I tried it again, but the flash bounced off my computer screen and hit me, so I’m taking myself shopping. Thanks anyway, FRiend!

At least I remembered to turn off the “No Foxtroting Way” feature.


85 posted on 03/18/2010 10:27:07 AM PDT by TheOldLady ("The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." -- Albert Camus)
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