J.D. Hayworth: 'You could marry your horse'

Man Gets 3 Years in Prison for Sex with Horse

8:04 PM PST, November 4, 2009

Rodell Vereen (Horry County Police Dept.)

CONWAY, S.C. -- A South Carolina man caught on video having sex with a horse was sentenced Wednesday to three years in prison after pleading guilty for the second time in two years to abusing the creature.

Rodell Vereen was also ordered never to go near the stable where the horse's owner caught him and held him for authorities at shotgun point over the summer. He apologized to the woman and to himself after admitting to buggery at the Horry County courthouse.

"I'm sorry about what I've done. I didn't mean to do it. It's my fault. I'm sorry for what I've done to myself," Vereen said during Wednesday's court hearing.

Vereen was arrested in July after Barbara Kenley caught him entering the barn at Lazy B Stables in Longs, about 20 miles northeast of Myrtle Beach. She had been staking out the stable for more than a week after setting up a surveillance camera and videotaping Vereen's assault on her 21-year-old horse named Sugar.

Kenley said she became suspicious because her horse was acting strange and getting infections, and she noticed things were moved around the barn and dirt was piled up near the horse's stall.

It wasn't the first time she'd caught Vereen. In late 2007, Kenley found him asleep in the hay after assaulting her horse. For that offense, he also pleaded guilty to buggery, received probation and had to register as a sex offender. ..."

http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-horse-sex,0,5735011.story

Gives new meaning to the words, “getting hitched”.

Can I marry my cat? He’s treated me better than some men I know.

Hmmmm. Could I then declare the horse on my census form? I was thinking about declaring my dog...he’s worth a lot more than most members of Congress these days.

Well as this thread begins to degenerate and deteriorate, time for a classic old story about a man who goes to his psychiatrist and says “Doc? I got a problem, I own this horse, and I’ve become very fond of the horse” ... the Doctor says “vell, it ist not unusual to have affection for animals, I do not see a problem here.” The man says “You don’t get it Doc, I really REALLY dig the horse, know what I mean here?”

The Doctor says, “ohhhhh vell, that ist quite different, tell me my friend, is it a male horse, or a female horse?”

The man explodes with rage, “FEMALE of COURSE!!! You don’t think I’m QUEER or something do ya?!?!”

“I hate it when people make the case against gay marraige with ridiculous arguments like this. It just looks stupid.”

Please, educate us as to the ‘proper’ way to make the argument.

Hayworth could have his wife and kids pose for silly photos with tape on their mouths for gay activist groups, like Cindy and Meghan McCain did.

Jason the Horse

I agree, such absurdities completely divert the conversation from serious to a joke. As I remember, only 2 years ago Mass passed a law downgrading bestiality from a felony to a misdemeanor.

To conclude the quote: Better Adam and Stave than Adam and Steed.

>No way. Jessamine (my Canadian mare) eats too much. Plus, I haven’t taught her to poop dollar bills yet.

Just wait until your wife hears you called her a horse. ;)

“Well, I was married to a pig for 12 miserable years...”

That was hilarious!

Like there aren’t perverted wimmen out there?

Where!?

Go JD!

I’d hit it.

Anybody heard from Fred Imus lately?

Hey! Two faggots getting married is as perverted as it can get. Marrying a horse of the opposite sex would be a step up. Caligula would not try to make his horse a member of the Senate today because our Senate is too perverted for Caligula’s horse.

I hate it when people make the case against gay marraige with ridiculous arguments like this. It just looks stupid.

Precisely

Marriage, in civil terms, is a construct of the government. It is a status bestowed on the basic family unit in recognition of its' importance to society.

A state legislature can create any form of civil union that it thinks appropriate. In the end, they are answerable to the voters. A state Supreme Court (as in MA) has no business in creating new laws.

"I hate it when people make the case against gay marraige with ridiculous arguments like this. It just looks stupid."

That was a ridiculous statement. People should focus on polygamy. If a man can marry another man, then why can't a man marry two men?

If marriage isn't defined as one man with one woman, it can (and will) be defined as just about anything. If homosexual marriage takes root, polygamy and other polyamorous relationships will become legal codified.

I saw this picture before! The caption said, ‘If you stare at this pic for a long time, you will begin to see a horse!’