He . . . She . . Ze?!: Most Absurd Language Police Yet (Debbie Schlussel Alert)

Debbie Schlussel ^ | 02/15/2010 | Debbie Schlussel

[goldstategop]

She’s right. Tomorrow, I’m gonna stop being unfair to bananas and call them soda. And apples, well . . . it’s not nice to exclude them from the meat group. Gonna call ‘em steak.

She also said that specific assignments often call exclusively for gender-neutral language.

Wow, someone’s parents are blowin’ a whole lot of money.

Keith Reisinger, graduate student instructor for the Women’s Studies Department, said the issue reaches far beyond any departmental policy or the confines of the University.

“I think we as a whole need to change how we talk about gender and people,” he said.

Me, too. About Mr. Reisinger, “ze” is an idiot.

Like I said, our enemies are teaching their kids how to kill us, and we’re too busy destroying masculinity, gender roles, and the English language with this absurd exercise in the trivial. And we wonder why they hate us.

[VRWCmember]

I wonder what they call a faux man with a vagina.

Keith Olberman

[Bob]

I wonder what they call a faux man with a vagina.

They're called liberals and they're controlled by the vagina (and its accompanying package, known as their shrew).

[HiTech RedNeck]

This “fluid” business stops when you ask about male homosexuals, however. Somehow they’re supposed to be set in stone.

[Gaffer]

I think Fauxgina would be appropriate.

[Dr.Zoidberg]

Heh, that’s what I’ve been using.

[goldstategop]

Yep. Liberals tell us gender is meaningless and on the hand, they inform us homosexuality is an inborn genetic condition. Yeah, right.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find only things evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelogus

[T. P. Pole]

She-He-or-IT

[Graybeard58]

Transgenders - hesheits

[Allegra]

Oh, goodie....more newspeak.

[goldstategop]

S.H. I. T List - appropriate place for liberals to belong on.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find only things evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelogus

[goldstategop]

I tell you, its hilarious... they're unintentionally illustrating their stupidity for the rest of us.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find only things evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelogus

[IronJack]

I wonder what they call a faux man with a vagina.

Hillary Clinton.

[Secret Agent Man]

I think the proper term for men with vaginas is “Aldas”.

[Jack Hydrazine]

Bull dyke?

[GeronL]

Another confirmation that any university level cirriculum described as “[insert noun here] Studies” is more accurately, and dare I say, inclusively, described as “Grievance Studies”.

Did you need to use the word "insert"?

[Mr. Silverback]

Everyone who watches Futurama knows the proper term is “shklee.”

Fry: Love the tentacle!

ALL: Love the tentacle!

Fry: Loved ones, the Monsterpus has revealed unto me its name.

Morbo: What is our love’s name?

Fry: Yivo. Yivo is the lover of all beings, male and female. But Yivo has no gender, thus Yivo has proclaimed that instead of “he” or “she,” we are to use the word “shklee.” And instead of “him” or “her,” we are to use the word “shklim,” or “shkler.”

Hermes: Phew! I’ve been sweating the nomenclature all week.

[Maverick68]

b

[MrB]

Pronounced like

“Heesheeits”, or if said too quickly, refers to a male performing an evacuation of waste.