Posted on 02/02/2010 7:59:08 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Do I dare ask?
WTF is that!
Doing the cooking in heels and a dress?
I can just hear Libtard heads exploding.
She does seem very nice.
ML/NJ
It’s exactly what it looks like.
It was given away in goody baskets at the Grammys. Rush thought it was worthy a comment.
Saw her on Fox & Friends this morning. She seems pretty level headed to me.
Down to 12 dancers on DWTS.
What, it buzzes in time to the music?
I missed the start of the show so I didn’t hear Rush’s comment.
Did they start was 13 last time? I can’t remember.
Heard any rumors who will be on the show?
Did they also give away condoms and needles?
Yeah, there's a new progran in Albany that is giving away free needles to junkies.
The USAF should lapse him onto the main runway at the John Murtha airport in PA upon a huge (billions of) cushion of Zimbabwe dollars.
Yes it vibrates in time to the music.
You can’t make this stuff up...
Joy Behar—the I.Q. of a pencil eraser.
The problem with Obama, the Democrats and the government as a whole is that tax cuts are viewed as a favor to the people. They see dollars as THEIR money which they allow us to have. What they fail to understand is that it is our money which they TAKE from us, then feel they have a right to disperse back as they sit fit.
It’s a flawed and backward logic.
Samantha is leaving.
Just got back a little late....Where was the booing? I didn’t hear it.
Love Shawn Johnson!!!!
A pencil eraser has a useful purpose.
I wouldn’t be surprised. Especially in New York.
Ask joy.
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