Posted on 02/02/2010 7:59:08 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
UK Telegraph is reporting he’s going to INDONESIA.
Bobby!
Well, the 25 mil may have been axed, but what about the $75 mil they’d already received? Hope someone’s looking into that.
Shall we start a pool betting on whom Barry bows to?
Oh goody, Drudge loves it when he catches the media in obvious manipulations.
It gets more press than the original articles.
Bammy going to Indonesia to retrieve his original Hawaiian BC?? That’s money well spent. Took’em a while to come up with the plan, but, will they be able to match the chemical composition of the paper used from 1961?
MSM will be all over this poor girl cause she was on the show today.
“THEN JUST STOP SPENDING!!!!!!!!!!!”
Meanwhile, Obama introduces his “NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND UNABORTED!” Program....
“Obama Budget Contains Massive Funding of Abortion, Planned Parenthood
Washington, DC — President Barack Obama released his FY 2011 budget on Monday and it contains provisions that will force Americans to pay for abortions in the United States and promoting abortion abroad. The budget takes advantage of Congress having overturned the ban on abortion funding in the nation’s capital.”
http://www.lifenews.com/nat5952.html
Obama should be put on the no fly list ASAP!
Hee hee hee hee, Obama can’t unring that Bell.
I love it when that happens.
Howdy CC. Had to turn Rush off, listening to Ne Unicameral debate the Motorcycle helmet law.
I wonder if Rush will ask her if she voted for Obama?
Doubt it.
Why bother?
She seems like a fine young lady, so I doubt she’ll garner much attention from the MSM.
Zeewoe’s already on the ‘No Brain’ and ‘No Love for America’ lists.......he’s a hideous POS TOTUS.
Seventy seven and in poor health.
Seems Murtha should quit/get fired so he is no longer a burden on the federal healthcare system.
Voters, do your duty!
Amen.
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