Terrorists 'plan attack on Britain with bombs INSIDE their bodies' to foil new airport scanners.

dailymail.co.uk ^ | 30th January 2 | By CHRISTOPHER LEAKE

[TribalPrincess2U]

Britain is facing a new Al Qaeda terror threat from suicide ‘body bombers’ with explosives surgically inserted inside them.

Until now, terrorists have attacked airlines, Underground trains and buses by secreting bombs in bags, shoes or underwear to avoid detection. But an operation by MI5 has uncovered evidence that Al Qaeda is planning a new stage in its terror campaign by inserting ‘surgical bombs’ inside people for the first time.

[free from tyranny]

These morons are oh so predictable. Who couldn’t see this coming. Take them out with the bomb diposal unit and detonate! %&#@ing stupid idiots!

[rodguy911]

Exactly, Israel has always been the best becasue they had to be!
Until we start learnging from them we will have nothing but a third world system.(which is what zero wants anyway)

[aruanan]

Britain is facing a new Al Qaeda terror threat from suicide ‘body bombers’ with explosives surgically inserted inside them.

Actually, this was something I was hoping we would do to them. Load them up with a GPS tracker and a two stage device: an explosive to rip open the body and a deadly gas to snuff everyone around them. Engage in a catch and release program, wait till they're being debriefed in whatever underground lair, and then activate.

[UCANSEE2]

By lighting a fart?

Oh great. Now everyone will be required to wear butt-plugs before entering the plane.

[Fee]

Cough three times and their nuts explodes???

[aruanan]

You have what WHERE??!!

Wrecked em? Heck, it killed him!

[SierraWasp]

"Shove a bomb sniffing gerbil up their ass."

Those can be found all over Nancy Pelosi's San Franpsycho CONgressional district!!! (asses included)

[lurk]

Hey, this is a post-modern world. Who are we to say this is a bad thing?

Boy, one of these folks goes off, and it’s going to smell offal.

[wendy1946]

Islam is a death cult...outlaw it and expel all those who worship it.

That's about what it has to come to. It's just not obvious that there's any alternative.

The other thing we HAVE to do is stop importing oil.

[KSCITYBOY]

Very real problem.

[upchuck]

Oh oh, we're gonna need better scanners...or something.

Or something is right.

We have to start profiling for people, not for things.

Someday soon, probably just after the nuclear mushroom cloud over a major US city begins to dissipate, it will suddenly occur to these assclowns that we should be screening for people, not things.

The Moslems can change their MO hundreds of times and we'll always be playing catchup.

Profiling for things and all the politically correct BS that goes along with it is gonna get a big bunch of us killed one of these days.

[theBuckwheat]

The jihadist is willing to blow himself up because to do so makes his sacrifice more valuable to Allah, and thus qualifies him to go to the head of the line to get into the heavenly brothel.

The only way to fight a religious motivation is to counter that motivation. The proven way is to destroy the value of the sacrifice by making what remains of the body unclean to Allah. This can be done by burying the remains in pig skin.

Of course many PC-oriented people would rather die than appear to “discriminate” or “offend” any non-Christian religion. From the looks of this news story, that is exactly what may have to happen— the PC Police may have to die before we are willing to directly counter the jihadist’s sacrifice of himself.

[cripplecreek]

May cause sudden bloating.

[aruanan]

Terrorists 'plan attack on Britain with bombs INSIDE their bodies' to foil new airport scanners.

Run the passengers one by one through a heavy steel room with a giant drain in the floor and big shower heads above and instruct them that, if they have a bomb up their butt, a special radio wave spectrum sweep will set it off safely in the containment chamber.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

so, just how many sterile operating rooms do the Al Qida have that do breast implants and buttock implants without causing severe infections.

Near the appendix? What are the chances of pertonitis in their dirt floored operating rooms?

[Soothesayer]

LOL!

That almost made me crap a bomb!

[the invisib1e hand]

Oh oh, we're gonna need better scanners...or something.

Surgeons at the check-in gate will do it.

[rednesss]

The terrorists have finally gotten a DVD of Dark Knight.

[SierraWasp]

"The other thing we HAVE to do is stop importing oil."

The vast majority of our imported oil comes from North and South America, not the near east, the middle east or muslims in Asia or Indonisia!!!

In our current economic condition it is totally unfeasable to stop importing all oil and only liberal Democrats think we get the majority from mystically crazed murderous muslims!!!

Let's stop parroting this mindless false premise, please!!!

[abclily]

I second the motion.