[SierraWasp]

"Shove a bomb sniffing gerbil up their ass."

Those can be found all over Nancy Pelosi's San Franpsycho CONgressional district!!! (asses included)

[aruanan]

Terrorists 'plan attack on Britain with bombs INSIDE their bodies' to foil new airport scanners.

Run the passengers one by one through a heavy steel room with a giant drain in the floor and big shower heads above and instruct them that, if they have a bomb up their butt, a special radio wave spectrum sweep will set it off safely in the containment chamber.