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Pork better for sex than Viagra? (Argentina's president recommends pork as an alternative)
Reuters on Yahoo ^ | 1/28/10 | Karina Grazina

Posted on 01/28/2010 7:27:51 PM PST by NormsRevenge

BUENOS AIRES (Reuters) – Argentina's president recommended pork as an alternative to Viagra Wednesday, saying she spent a satisfying weekend with her husband after eating barbecued pork.

"I've just been told something I didn't know; that eating pork improves your sex life ... I'd say it's a lot nicer to eat a bit of grilled pork than take Viagra," President Cristina Fernandez said to leaders of the pig farming industry.

She said she recently ate pork and "things went very well that weekend, so it could well be true."

(Excerpt) Read more at news.yahoo.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: alternative; argentina; elotrocarneblanca; napl; pork; viagra
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To: NormsRevenge

How about a paper bag with eye slots?


21 posted on 01/28/2010 7:53:09 PM PST by PALIN SMITH (Show them our respectable contempt!)
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To: Dallas59

If you can’t have pork, you still have hope. You can just hang in there and wait for your 72 virgins.


22 posted on 01/28/2010 7:57:14 PM PST by svxdave (Life is too short to wear a fake Rolex.)
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To: NormsRevenge

BBQTTT!


23 posted on 01/28/2010 8:02:09 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Don't feed the trolls.)
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To: NormsRevenge

PORK! Share it with residents of your local mosque!


24 posted on 01/28/2010 8:04:34 PM PST by rbosque (11 year Freeper! Combat Economist.)
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To: boocoowell; NormsRevenge

25 posted on 01/28/2010 8:05:24 PM PST by Semper Mark (Life is a series of sucker punches. Protect yourself at all times.)
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To: NormsRevenge

If that’s the case then Jack Murtha’s wife must be a nymphomaniac by now.


26 posted on 01/28/2010 8:15:13 PM PST by tflabo (Restore the Republic)
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To: NormsRevenge

If that’s the case then Jack Murtha’s wife must be a nymphomaniac by now.


27 posted on 01/28/2010 8:16:07 PM PST by tflabo (Restore the Republic)
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To: NormsRevenge

She’s been taking Viagra?


28 posted on 01/28/2010 8:23:48 PM PST by Mobties
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To: boocoowell

Otter: Let me give you a hint. She’s got a couple of major league yabbos.
Boon: Beverly!
Otter: No. But you’re getting warmer. Here’s another: “Oh God, Oh God, OH GOD!”
Boon: Marlene! Don’t tell me you’re gonna pork Marlene Desmond!
Otter: Pork?
Boon: You’re gonna hump her brains out, aren’t you?
Otter: Boon, I anticipate a deeply religious experience.


29 posted on 01/28/2010 8:28:49 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: NormsRevenge

It’s definitely true in Washington DC but I’m not sure where else pork is better than sex.


30 posted on 01/28/2010 8:30:48 PM PST by OrangeHoof ("Barack Obama" is Swahili for "Bend over suckahs".)
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To: NormsRevenge; tubebender; Pete-R-Bilt; glock rocks

Ahhh, bacon!


31 posted on 01/28/2010 8:33:49 PM PST by SouthTexas (Exterminate the rats!)
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To: boocoowell
Pork, sex, I thought they meant the same thing.

Me too.


32 posted on 01/28/2010 8:37:16 PM PST by Cobra64
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To: NormsRevenge; Yehuda; rmlew; martin_fierro; PARodrig; firebrand; Black Agnes; nutmeg; ...

Lately my native land has become an embarrassment. The only utility is that pork makes the muslims queasy. However, their adoption of pork might make them abandon Islam.


33 posted on 01/28/2010 9:27:21 PM PST by Cacique (quos Deus vult perdere, prius dementat ( Islamia Delenda Est ))
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To: NormsRevenge

34 posted on 01/28/2010 9:30:48 PM PST by DCPatriot ("It aint what you don't know that kills you. It's what you know that aint so" Theodore Sturgeon))
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To: SouthTexas; NormsRevenge
Man...I can't trust you guys for 30 minutes while I go the a Rotary PTA Chamber of Commerce dinner where for the first time in 5 years I did not receive the Outstanding in my Field Business Award...
35 posted on 01/28/2010 9:31:56 PM PST by tubebender (Freeploaders = The illegal aliens of Free Republic)
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To: tubebender

My dad was a farmer. He was out standing in his field.


36 posted on 01/28/2010 9:37:00 PM PST by SoDak (bitter clinger)
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To: NormsRevenge

Guilty!


37 posted on 01/28/2010 9:52:23 PM PST by Hell to pay
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To: NormsRevenge

Guilty!


38 posted on 01/28/2010 9:53:44 PM PST by Hell to pay
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To: SoDak

I think I got that line from a muffler shop in Aberdeen SD...


39 posted on 01/28/2010 10:08:14 PM PST by tubebender (Freeploaders = The illegal aliens of Free Republic)
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
There's a reason South Carolina keeps growing...


40 posted on 01/28/2010 10:14:46 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Don't feed the trolls.)
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