[mojitojoe]

You have got to read the comments, they are hilarious.

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[1000 silverlings]

huh, the guy puts a condom on his head when it rains

[paul51]

they can scan me and and search me and measure my penis, then let me get on the plane

Sorry. Not big enough. Please step to the back of the line

[taildragger]

You know who is really going to be embarrassed, not Mary....

Aren't his daughters Teenagers by now?

Can you imagine the ribbing @ school these girls will get?

You don't say stupid stuff with teenagers, Mary won't be embarrassed but may want to hit him in the head with a frying pan, aggh what a verbal gaff...

[paulycy]

[Gay State Conservative]

"Let me buy a [security] pass ... so that they can scan me and and search me and measure my penis, then let me get on the plane," he said.

Given that he *is* a worthless pr*ck I suspect that it measures something like 5' 2".

[Rebelbase]

The scanner has a micrometer?

[Cyman]

I didn’t think the scanners could show the inside of his rectum.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

***”Let me buy a [security] pass ... so that they can scan me and and search me and measure my penis, ***

It’s a scanner, not a magnifying glass. they will probbly ask why you have a toothprick in your shorts. It’s a woodie, isn’t it?
a very little prick at that.

[manc]

they only have to measure him from head to toe for the size as he’s a big penis

[Publius6961]

Airport scanners have built-in microscopes?

[jwalsh07]

They don’t make xray tube focal spots small enough to resolve that.

[windcliff]

Funny thread alert.

[rlmorel]

"...measure my penis, then let me get on the plane..."

LOL...now, if the amount of time one waits in line is proportional to the length of one's penis, I expect he'll get right to the front of the line...probably ahead of the women!

[OrangeHoof]

As the late David Niven said when a streaker dashed on stage at the Oscars, “Some men just can’t resist showing off their shortcomings.”

[Inspectorette]

Dyin’ here just reading this thread!!! I’m trying to read some of the posts to Mr. Inspectorette, and can’t, ‘cause I’m laughing so hard I can’t talk!

[chris_bdba]

REALLY? I thought it could only see things bigger than 2 inches?

[rfp1234]

http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/1998-06/SU-GSPT-030698.php

[Rockitz]

I think we’re gonna hear a lot of “shrinkage” claims vis a vis George Kostanza with this new system.

[Redcloak]

There’s a joke about wavelength, modulation transfer function, and resolution there, but I’m too lazy to explain the math.