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Carville: Airport scanners can 'measure my penis'
The Hill ^ | 1/8/2010 | Christina Wilkie

Posted on 01/08/2010 10:34:36 AM PST by mojitojoe

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Carville: Airport scanners can ‘measure my penis’

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Wow! I feel sorry for the poor TSA agents who have to do that.

Well, almost sorry.


41 posted on 01/08/2010 10:59:09 AM PST by Responsibility2nd
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To: mojitojoe
Carville: Airport scanners can 'measure my penis'

Assumes facts not in evidence...

42 posted on 01/08/2010 10:59:59 AM PST by Zeppo ("Happy Pony is on - and I'm NOT missing Happy Pony")
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To: mojitojoe

Government creates new job position at airport screening—Pecker Checker.


43 posted on 01/08/2010 11:00:47 AM PST by cajuncow
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To: mojitojoe

“Who put that penis enlarger in my suitcase? That’s not mine.”

Bet it’s bigger than his brain.


44 posted on 01/08/2010 11:01:45 AM PST by Reagan69 (The only thing SHOVEL-READY since BO's stimulus has been MICHAEL JACKSON (tammy bruce))
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To: mojitojoe

His young daughters must be so proud. Aren’t they young school girls? The kids on the playground will have a field day with this no doubt. He should think about them before saying something so juvenile to the whole world.


45 posted on 01/08/2010 11:02:53 AM PST by carmody
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To: mojitojoe

it IS millimeter wave technology afterall.


46 posted on 01/08/2010 11:02:58 AM PST by RFEngineer
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To: Reagan69

Microtechnology Rules!


47 posted on 01/08/2010 11:02:58 AM PST by Chickensoup (We have the government we deserve. Is our government our traitor?)
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To: mojitojoe

Carville has a penis?


48 posted on 01/08/2010 11:03:08 AM PST by marvlus
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To: mojitojoe

As the screener’s scratch their heads and say: It looks like a Penis only smaller.


49 posted on 01/08/2010 11:03:13 AM PST by mortal19440
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To: Quickgun

If Carvile takes Viagra, it will only make him taller.


50 posted on 01/08/2010 11:03:22 AM PST by elcid1970 ("O Muslim! My bullets are dipped in pig grease!")
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To: Gamecock

51 posted on 01/08/2010 11:03:55 AM PST by buccaneer81 (ECOMCON)
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To: mojitojoe

James Carville’s penis is about six feet one inch tall.


52 posted on 01/08/2010 11:03:59 AM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: carmody

You would think so...

Unfortunately, liberals are incapable of thinking about anyone but themselves.


53 posted on 01/08/2010 11:04:50 AM PST by RandallFlagg (30-year smoker, E-Cigs helped me quit, and O wants me back smoking again?)
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To: mrreaganaut

facepalm ping


54 posted on 01/08/2010 11:06:04 AM PST by reaganaut (Former Mormon, now Christian "I once was lost but now am found, was blind but now I see")
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To: Jim Robinson
He’s all penis.

There is no end to the prick.

55 posted on 01/08/2010 11:06:47 AM PST by A_Tradition_Continues (formerly known as Politicalwit ...05/28/98...Ain't no Newbie!)
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To: mojitojoe

I didnt know it had a zoom...


56 posted on 01/08/2010 11:07:38 AM PST by RaceBannon (OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE IS SHOVEL READY...FOR SENIORS!!:: NObama. Not my president.)
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To: Boonie

I thought and am so glad you said it.


57 posted on 01/08/2010 11:07:41 AM PST by cajuncow
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To: mojitojoe
When Mary and he announced they were going to have a child, James proudly took a bow for being the daddy

I don't know. Conservatives have had it in for him for a long time.

58 posted on 01/08/2010 11:09:03 AM PST by llevrok (Drink your beer, damnit. There are sober people in Africa!)
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Lizardhead is 14 inches.......INGROWN.


59 posted on 01/08/2010 11:10:45 AM PST by halfright (My presidents picture is in the dictionary, next to the word, "rectum".)
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To: Chickensoup
Microtechnology Rules!

I think we're talking nanotech here.

60 posted on 01/08/2010 11:14:42 AM PST by 6ppc (It's torch and pitchfork time)
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