[PilotDave]

Squirrel birth control didn't work? Whodathunk?

[sionnsar]

Clemson officials tried a squirrel birth control program, but it didn't do enough to curb the population.

Need more social workers to conduct condom training.

Or maybe more Planned Parenthood centers oriented towards squirrels.

[Hot Tabasco]

I've trapped and relocated two squirrels this past week due to their damage to my bird feeder. Darn if there weren't two more on my deck this morning.........

Amnesty, relocation and new identities were granted to the prior two but I ain't gonna be so forgiving with these newcomers...........

[gitmo]

Maybe there are too many nuts on the campus.

[SC Swamp Fox]

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[Jeff Chandler]

A Simpler Solution

[MAexile]

Squirrels are of the devil!

[irishtenor]

Where did they find those itty bitty little condoms?

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Time to bring in the professionals! ;)

[toldyou]

That’s a pretty campus...especially when the azaleas are in bloom in the spring.

[Yorlik803]

Maybe the squirrls took public school sex ed classes.

[Rebelbase]

They need to up the dosage on the birth control.

[grjr21]

Somebody call A.C.O.R.N

[JohnBrowdie]

I wonder if this was an obamite stimulus project . . . “cash for carcasses”

[Dominnae]

[Mercat]

It’s hard to talk the little guys into wearing condoms.

[bert]

Organic Squirrel eliminator

[piasa]

Don’t they have a cafeteria? Squirrel is delicious.

[Godzilla]

Squirrels got guns!

[bert]

Inorganic 17 cal squirrel eliminator

[tiredoflaundry]

ping!