Killer Tripped Up by His Own Baggy Pants

Sphere ^ | Dec. 18th | Sphere Staff

[SonnyBubba]

NEW YORK (Dec. 18) -- A career criminal massacred three members of a family in their apartment but fell to his death when he tripped over his own baggy pants.

[buccaneer81]

I love a happy ending.

[Badabing Badablonde]

I thought I knew what I was going to say when I hit the response button, but now I find myself just speechless....I am without speech..........

[SonnyBubba]

Can’t wait for the fellow sick freeper’s comments on this one.

[reagan_fanatic]

Killer Tripped Up by His Own Baggy Pants

I would just love to see a video of that. Poetic justice.

[MrB]

I’m with a previous poster - just without comment.
The story comments on itself.

[chemical_boy]

I hope he caught his saggy ***** on a rusty nail on the way down?

sick enough?

[HiTech RedNeck]

From the unspeakably tragic to the frantically comic.

[Joe 6-pack]

While I do have some issues with the theory of Darwinian evolution, there is some strong evidence here that stupidity really does manifest itself in some people’s jeans.

[Larry Lucido]

Too bad he couldn’t have tripped about an hour earlier.

[Oldpuppymax]

Hussein continues to lose votes!

[frithguild]

The attacker followed her onto the fire escape, but once again his drooping pants fell and he tripped, plunging three stories to his death.

Estella Carrino, who manages a street-level bicycle store in the building, said she heard the body hit the ground.

“He had no jacket on and his pants were down. He was very dead,” she told the Daily News.

[70th Division]

There have been so many stories in Detroit where a perp is running from the cops and his pants fall down and he is captured. Remember, NO minimum requirements to being a thief. LOL

[Allegra]

Gangsta fashion kills.

[Slings and Arrows]

Say what you will against Darwin, the man doesn't slack off around Christmas.

[Blue Collar Christian]

Just too bad he didn’t trip FIRST.

[AreaMan]

Best line in the whole article:

"He had no jacket on and his pants were down. He was very dead," she told the Daily News.

Dude, not just dead...very dead.

[Balding_Eagle]

It kind of looks like everyone who should be dead, is dead.

Kind of like a self cleaning oven!