Posted on 12/01/2009 7:30:01 AM PST by ConservativeStatement
Rockville City Police shot and killed a 120-pound Rottweiler/Pit Bull dog early Sunday morning after it viciously attacked its owner and attempts to control the dog through other means -- even a taser gun -- failed.
Police said they were called to the 5800 block of Ridgeway Avenue in the Twinbrook area at about 6:20 p.m. That's where they found a 38-year-old man with bite wounds and cuts to his arms, and puncture wounds to his chest and thigh.
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Hay-zoos the dog?
He asked the parrot if he was the one talking and the parrot said, "yes."
He asked the parrot what his name was and the parrot said, "Moses."
The burglar asked, "what kind of people would name a parrot Moses?"
The parrot said, "the same kind of people who would name their pit bull Jesus".
They should have back off and let the dog’s owner handle it. LOL
It says the tazer didn’t phase the dog. Is that electrical phase or mood phase?
A burgler broke into a house one night.
He shined his flashlight around,
looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,
‘Jesus knows you’re here.’
He nearly jumped out of his skin,
clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more ,
after a bit, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he
could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard
‘Jesus is watching you.’
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically,
looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room,
his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
Did you say that?’ he hissed at the parrot.
‘Yep’, the parrot confessed, then squawked,
‘I’m just trying to warn you that he is watching you.’
The burglar relaxed. ‘Warn me, huh?
Who in the world are you?’
‘Moses,’ replied the bird.
‘Moses?’ the burglar laughed. ‘What kind of people would name a bird Moses?’
‘The kind of people that would name their Rottweiler “Jesus
I think that since some police are dog lovers, this bothers those individuals deeply to have to shoot a dog. There are those who say that some shoot the family dog too easily but a dog can rip a person to shreds just as easily.
Darn...you beat me to the punchline, I had to go look up the joke, LOL!
Unless we're talking Star Trek here, my bet is that the idiot reporter meant that it didn't faze the dog.
CS - does Chet know you’re posting pitbull stories?
You’re infringing on his domain, ya know.
(lolol)
My old neighborhood. It is definately now Hay-zoos the dog.
That’s a good one,, lol...
That’s OK. The dog will get back up in three days anyway.
Or the editor. I like how Reuters often names the reporter, editor and candle stick maker.
Jesus is just alright with me, Jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright with me, Jesus is just alright
I don’t care what they may say, I don’t care what they may do
I don’t care what they may say, Jesus is just alright, oh yeah
About the time I think the MSM can not get any dumber,,,, they out do themselves again.
Did anyone else get annoyed that the “reporter” went out of her way to use the dog’s name rather than simply saying the dog, as many times as possible? It was like a friggin’ Bernie Taupin lyric combined with Kato Kaelin at the Simpson trual!
Hilarious post of the day.
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