Posted on 11/17/2009 2:49:30 PM PST by FormerACLUmember
Top Ten Cheney 2012 Slogans
10. "Yeah, I'm a compassionate conservative. I let you live, didn't I?"
9. "The Secret Service's new job? Protecting other world leaders from me."
8. "I'll crush all enemies foreign & domestic. Then I'll figure out a goal for Week Two."
7. "I shot a guy in the face and he apologized to me."
6. "Democrats will need Universal Health Care after I'm through with them."
5. "Want to see world leaders bowing? Oh, they'll bow alright."
4. "Do what I say or I'll have my daughter kick your $*%."
3. "On my World Apology Tour, I won't be the one apologizing."
2. "I never had a heart attack. I just stopped it a few times to show it who was boss."
1. "Vote for me. Or not. Like I give a *!#& what you do."
Haha! I like the Reaganesque Berlin Wall motif -
I will say, Mr. Ahmadinejad, tear off your own face. And he will do as I tell him.
These are springing up all over now.
Bessex landed one over at hotair -
“Ill do your wife proper, Sarkozy”
If Dick’s heart health weren’t so questionable, I’d call it Cheany / Palin 2012. Especially with that platform. He’s my kind of guy.
great slogans, love Cheney
11. “Threaten our civilization and yours is toast.”
Chuck Norris wears Dick Cheney pajamas.
No, on second thought... scratch that. Chuck Norris is a Huckster fan, which is kind of gay, and Dick Cheney ain't wearing no GAY pajamas.
I thought the same thing. But one of the posters on that thread had a great insight on this. I mean it’s twisted but....Cheney realizes how the liberals despise him so he is distancing himself from Perry. Other than that explanation, I’m at a loss.
One I found and really like:
“I am Dick Cheney. You don’t inaugurate me, you UNLEASH me.”
Cheney for Palin’s AG!
I especially like Probably not going to win a Nobel Peace Prize. and I shoot my friends in the face with a shotgun. What do you think Ill do to Americas enemies?
Bwah.
Cheney 2012: When he hits the Reset button...Tehran explodes.
I would like to speak for the silent majority of Democrats who intend to draft Dick Cheney as their nominee in 2012.
Thank you for posting this picture. You are a great American.
I love Dick Cheney. Al-Queda would be waving white flags on his inauguration day . . . much like Iran let the hostages go on Reagan’s.
Kicking al qaeda's Ass ~Since 2001 ~
ROTFL! Those are great!
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