Top Ten Cheney 2012 Slogans

Exurban League ^ | 11-16-09 | "Jon"

[FormerACLUmember]

Top Ten Cheney 2012 Slogans

10. "Yeah, I'm a compassionate conservative. I let you live, didn't I?"

9. "The Secret Service's new job? Protecting other world leaders from me."

8. "I'll crush all enemies foreign & domestic. Then I'll figure out a goal for Week Two."

7. "I shot a guy in the face and he apologized to me."

6. "Democrats will need Universal Health Care after I'm through with them."

5. "Want to see world leaders bowing? Oh, they'll bow alright."

4. "Do what I say or I'll have my daughter kick your $*%."

3. "On my World Apology Tour, I won't be the one apologizing."

2. "I never had a heart attack. I just stopped it a few times to show it who was boss."

1. "Vote for me. Or not. Like I give a *!#& what you do."

[FormerACLUmember]

Stay thirsty, my friends.

[humblegunner]

Epic.

[papasmurf]

Priceless.

[Yo-Yo]

“You think that was torture? Come over here and I’ll show you torture.”

[Joann37]

It will take someone like Cheney to undo the disaster that the 0bama administration has created. It would be heaven to have Dick Cheney as POTUS! Or even Liz, his daughter.

Here’s a dream ticket: Cheney/Cheney!

[FormerACLUmember]

[Yorlik803]

Dick Cheney is so tough, he sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Dick Cheney went on vacation to the Virgin islands. After he got back, they were just called “ the Islands”

[FormerACLUmember]

Dick Cheney is the new Chuck Norris.

[Responsibility2nd]

Noticably absent from the list:

“Yes, I think Kay Baily Hutchison will make a fine governor for Texas”.

:(

[farlander]

Oooh hell yea.

[matt1234]

[Billthedrill]

Number One has me laughing out loud at work. I’d pay good money to hear a candidate say that and Cheney’s just the guy to do it.

[353FMG]

I am still puzzled why the man and his boss did not warn America about Obama’s ineligibility for the POTUS position. Don’t tell me that they did not know Obama’s background with their easy access to FBI and CIA files.

Someone please ask him point blank if he (Cheney) knows if Obama is ligit. I bet he would not even answer the question. I distrust politicians; all of them.

[ANGGAPO]

I would vote for Dick Chaney in a second. He won't grovel in front of the world. I would get John Bolton to sign on for VP, the man tells it as it is. Chaney is not PC and he has brass ba&&& when it comes to getting the job done.I am so sick of PC and groveling in front of the world. We are Americans and we should show it.

[muir_redwoods]

"Dick Cheney went on vacation to the Virgin islands. After he got back, they were just called “ the Islands”

You didn't really think his given name was "Richard" did you?

[reagan_fanatic]

11. Don’t screw with me - I eat nails for breakfast.
12. I’m so tough I waterboard myself to relax.

[xjcsa]

My favorite:

7. "I shot a guy in the face and he apologized to me."

[infool7]

Cheney/Hunter 2012 TEOTWAYKI (The End of The World as You Knew It)

[Hexenhammer]

Ha ha ha

[NativeNewYorker]

Cheney: Bambi hunter.