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Top Ten Cheney 2012 Slogans
Exurban League ^ | 11-16-09 | "Jon"

Posted on 11/17/2009 2:49:30 PM PST by FormerACLUmember

Top Ten Cheney 2012 Slogans

10. "Yeah, I'm a compassionate conservative. I let you live, didn't I?"

9. "The Secret Service's new job? Protecting other world leaders from me."

8. "I'll crush all enemies foreign & domestic. Then I'll figure out a goal for Week Two."

7. "I shot a guy in the face and he apologized to me."

6. "Democrats will need Universal Health Care after I'm through with them."

5. "Want to see world leaders bowing? Oh, they'll bow alright."

4. "Do what I say or I'll have my daughter kick your $*%."

3. "On my World Apology Tour, I won't be the one apologizing."

2. "I never had a heart attack. I just stopped it a few times to show it who was boss."

1. "Vote for me. Or not. Like I give a *!#& what you do."


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KEYWORDS: bumpersticker; cheney; cheney2012; slogans; topten
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Stay thirsty, my friends.
1 posted on 11/17/2009 2:49:30 PM PST by FormerACLUmember
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Epic.


2 posted on 11/17/2009 2:50:41 PM PST by humblegunner
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To: FormerACLUmember

Priceless.


3 posted on 11/17/2009 2:51:15 PM PST by papasmurf (RnVjayB5b3UsIDBiYW1hLCB5b3UgcGllY2Ugb2Ygc2hpdCBjb3dhcmQh)
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“You think that was torture? Come over here and I’ll show you torture.”


4 posted on 11/17/2009 2:51:31 PM PST by Yo-Yo
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To: FormerACLUmember

It will take someone like Cheney to undo the disaster that the 0bama administration has created. It would be heaven to have Dick Cheney as POTUS! Or even Liz, his daughter.

Here’s a dream ticket: Cheney/Cheney!


5 posted on 11/17/2009 2:51:58 PM PST by Joann37
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To: Yo-Yo

6 posted on 11/17/2009 2:52:21 PM PST by FormerACLUmember (Socialism is an opportunistic infection of the body politic. It occurs when defenses are low.)
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Dick Cheney is so tough, he sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Dick Cheney went on vacation to the Virgin islands. After he got back, they were just called “ the Islands”


7 posted on 11/17/2009 2:52:38 PM PST by Yorlik803 (better to die on your feet than live on your knees.)
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Dick Cheney is the new Chuck Norris.


8 posted on 11/17/2009 2:53:57 PM PST by FormerACLUmember (Socialism is an opportunistic infection of the body politic. It occurs when defenses are low.)
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Noticably absent from the list:

“Yes, I think Kay Baily Hutchison will make a fine governor for Texas”.

:(


9 posted on 11/17/2009 2:54:20 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (Ack, is that the site with "Responsibility2nd"? Some weirdo. ...)
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To: FormerACLUmember

Oooh hell yea.


10 posted on 11/17/2009 2:59:43 PM PST by farlander (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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11 posted on 11/17/2009 3:00:56 PM PST by matt1234
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Number One has me laughing out loud at work. I’d pay good money to hear a candidate say that and Cheney’s just the guy to do it.


12 posted on 11/17/2009 3:02:54 PM PST by Billthedrill
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I am still puzzled why the man and his boss did not warn America about Obama’s ineligibility for the POTUS position. Don’t tell me that they did not know Obama’s background with their easy access to FBI and CIA files.

Someone please ask him point blank if he (Cheney) knows if Obama is ligit. I bet he would not even answer the question. I distrust politicians; all of them.


13 posted on 11/17/2009 3:07:58 PM PST by 353FMG (Save the Planet -- Eliminate Socialism)
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I would vote for Dick Chaney in a second. He won't grovel in front of the world. I would get John Bolton to sign on for VP, the man tells it as it is. Chaney is not PC and he has brass ba&&& when it comes to getting the job done.I am so sick of PC and groveling in front of the world. We are Americans and we should show it.
14 posted on 11/17/2009 3:09:53 PM PST by ANGGAPO (Leyte Gulf Beach Club)
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"Dick Cheney went on vacation to the Virgin islands. After he got back, they were just called “ the Islands”

You didn't really think his given name was "Richard" did you?

15 posted on 11/17/2009 3:14:16 PM PST by muir_redwoods (Obama: The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers)
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11. Don’t screw with me - I eat nails for breakfast.
12. I’m so tough I waterboard myself to relax.


16 posted on 11/17/2009 3:16:56 PM PST by reagan_fanatic (Hope....Change...Unemployment!)
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To: FormerACLUmember
My favorite:

7. "I shot a guy in the face and he apologized to me."

17 posted on 11/17/2009 3:17:04 PM PST by xjcsa (And these three remain: change, hope and government. But the greatest of these is government.)
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To: FormerACLUmember

Cheney/Hunter 2012 TEOTWAYKI (The End of The World as You Knew It)


18 posted on 11/17/2009 3:17:44 PM PST by infool7 (Ignorance isn't bliss its slavery in denial)
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To: FormerACLUmember

Ha ha ha


19 posted on 11/17/2009 3:17:52 PM PST by Hexenhammer
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Cheney: Bambi hunter.


20 posted on 11/17/2009 3:24:27 PM PST by NativeNewYorker (Freepin' Jew Boy)
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