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The Hundred Acre Wood, Invaded
Wall Street Journal ^ | OCTOBER 15, 2009 | CHRISTINE ROSEN

Posted on 10/19/2009 7:41:26 AM PDT by rhema

Pity the person who attempts to update an icon—particularly if that icon is charming, ageless, fuzzy and embraced by children all over the world. Last week, Dutton Children's Books released "Return to the Hundred Acre Wood," the first authorized sequel to A.A. Milne's beloved Winnie-the-Pooh stories, which were first published in the 1920s. Over the years the Pooh Properties Trust has received many unsolicited proposals for a sequel, but it only recently approved British writer David Benedictus as the author of the first new Pooh book in nearly 80 years.

In Milne's original stories, "The Complete Winnie-the-Pooh" and "The House at Pooh Corner," our stuffed hero, a teddy bear that belongs to a young boy named Christopher Robin, spends his days singing, writing poems, visiting his friends and counting up and devouring the contents of his honey pots (with occasional breaks to perform Stoutness Exercises). Although the stories occasionally teeter on the edge of twee, the characters, such as fussy Piglet, cynical Eeyore and clever Rabbit, are sharply, affectionately drawn, and the book is full of the kind of not-quite-correct language that young children often use to great effect. Reacting to the dutiful applause of his friends after reciting a poem, Eeyore says: "Unexpected and gratifying, if a little lacking in Smack."

The author of the new Winnie-the-Pooh sequel didn't believe the old stories lacked Smack. What they lacked, apparently, was a civilizing feminine influence, and so Mr. Benedictus has given us a new character, Lottie, a boastful, bossy otter who emerges from a boggy section of the Hundred Acre Wood to prod and scold its inhabitants. If the notion of a modern-style Super-nanny in the Hundred Acre Wood sounds disconcerting, it is. And it doesn't help that Lottie is one annoying otter.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial
KEYWORDS: aamilne; winniethepooh
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1 posted on 10/19/2009 7:41:27 AM PDT by rhema
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To: rhema

Why do these people insist upon destroying my childhood. I just recently found out that the Letter People were changed in the 90’s to reflect a more politically correct society. What a load of crap.


2 posted on 10/19/2009 7:44:39 AM PDT by goodwithagun (My gun has killed fewer people than Ted Kennedy's car.)
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To: rhema
“All hail England. We ruled the world and it's oceans with an iron hand for several hundred years, and finally we are reduced to being your crabby old fusspot grandmother.”
3 posted on 10/19/2009 7:45:27 AM PDT by 50sDad (The Left cannot understand life is not in a test tube. Raise taxes, & jobs go away.)
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To: rhema

The original stories had Kanga.


4 posted on 10/19/2009 7:46:38 AM PDT by Tax-chick (There is no "I" in "Tejano conjunto." It's all about the mission.)
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To: rhema

And of course, Piglet has been gay all along, but now they will probably modernize him also.

I see him co-habitating with some other male piglets (or even some other species) to hatch a brood of chicks abandoned by their violent and unstable conservative father and feckless, traditional mother.


5 posted on 10/19/2009 7:47:43 AM PDT by PGR88
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To: Cailleach

ping


6 posted on 10/19/2009 7:48:17 AM PDT by kalee (01/20/13 The end of an error.... Obama even worse than Carter.)
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To: rhema

And in the second authorized sequel, do we find out that Lottie is a lesbian?


7 posted on 10/19/2009 7:48:49 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (Play the Race Card -- lose the game.)
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To: rhema
At one particularly low point in the narrative the reader is even subjected to a glimpse of protean otter lust, as Lottie "lowered her voice and said a little huskily: 'I thought maybe you, Eeyore.' "

I think I'll pass.

8 posted on 10/19/2009 7:49:13 AM PDT by TheThinker
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To: Tax-chick

and roo.


9 posted on 10/19/2009 7:49:31 AM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: rhema; All

Aggh! My childhood pals and the Three-Acre Wood, corrupted...


10 posted on 10/19/2009 7:52:04 AM PDT by backhoe (All Across America, the Lights are being relit again...)
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To: rhema

Bump for later read. BTW, I saw Rabbit as the bossy old crank character.


11 posted on 10/19/2009 7:52:17 AM PDT by secret garden (In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act. - George Orwell)
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To: tet68

Quite so. In the Recorded Book, they had chirpy Aussie accents.


12 posted on 10/19/2009 7:52:21 AM PDT by Tax-chick (There is no "I" in "Tejano conjunto." It's all about the mission.)
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To: ClearCase_guy

Do otters eat beavers?


13 posted on 10/19/2009 7:55:19 AM PDT by listenhillary (A "cult of personality" arises when a leader uses mass media creating idealized/heroic public image)
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To: goodwithagun

Try reading a pc version of Nancy Drew/ Hardy Boys. Bleh!

And try, just try finding a copy of Little Black Sambo.

If you have any old copies of either, you better hang on to them! LOL


14 posted on 10/19/2009 8:00:35 AM PDT by gardengirl
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To: rhema

***our stuffed hero, a teddy bear that belongs to a young boy named Christopher Robin, ****

Oh I miss Calvin and Hobbes!

(Dont fret, I have the complete works of Calvin an Hobbes)


15 posted on 10/19/2009 8:03:07 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (You talkin' ta me? YOU TALKIN TO ME! Well just who are you talkin' to?)
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To: rhema
...boastful, bossy otter Obama who emerges from a boggy section of the Hundred Acre Wood United States to prod and scold its inhabitants. If the notion of a modern-style Super-nanny in the Hundred Acre Wood United States sounds disconcerting, it is. And it doesn't help that Lottie Obama is one annoying otter.

I see this as a parable for our times.

16 posted on 10/19/2009 8:06:37 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: tet68; Tax-chick
and roo

I named my oldest dog Roo and hence my screen name. :)

17 posted on 10/19/2009 8:08:06 AM PDT by Roos_Girl ("Obama is Kenyan for idiot" - CC)
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To: Tax-chick
Right, and Kanga would kick ass on anyone messing with Little Roo.

I'm much less concerned about an authorized sequel (even with Otter) than I am about the Disneypooh, which is nauseating.

18 posted on 10/19/2009 8:09:20 AM PDT by Jim Noble (I hope Sarah will start a 2nd party soon)
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To: gardengirl

I had that same problem with trying to find the Complete Tales of Uncle Remus. The book I found in a local book store had been “abridged”, AKA re-written so it could be more PC.


19 posted on 10/19/2009 8:09:46 AM PDT by MissEdie (America went to the polls on 11-4-08 and all we got was a socialist thug and a dottering old fool.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Almost right. He didn’t come from a boggy section of the United States, but other than that, spot on.


20 posted on 10/19/2009 8:12:29 AM PDT by thulldud (It HAS happened here!)
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