But we're The Good Old Boys! Thats jest not right. He ain't good OR old!
Posted on 10/16/2009 12:01:18 PM PDT by Recovering_Democrat
NASHVILLE (The Borowitz Report) - President Barack Obama stunned the country music world today by picking up its highest honor, Country Music Entertainer of the Year.
Mr. Obama was chosen unanimously, according to the Country Music Association, beating out such favorite as Carrie Underwood and Toby Keith.
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I’m debating whether this would be an improvement over Kenny Chesney...
Is it Friday again?? LOL!!!
How the bleep did this happen? I don’t know any “country music” done by Bummer. Did someone dump Kool-Aid in the Cumberland River?
Dang! I was hoping it wouldn’t be him. He can’t sing or play the geetar very well.
Lazy satire Borowitz. We beat that horse to death the day it happened.
He didn’t do anything “in the previous year” “to promote peace” either.
John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called “pullets” and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs.
The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn’t perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells. The farmer’s favorite rooster was old Butch, and a very fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch’s bell hadn’t rung at all!
John went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. But to Farmer John’s amazement, Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn’t ring. He’d sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. John was so proud of Butch, he entered him in the Boone County Fair and Butch became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result... The judges not only awarded Butch the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well. Clearly Butch was a politician in the making: who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren’t paying attention?
Haven't you heard, "Ah Gotta Girl in all 57 States?"
Or "Mah Hort is Breakin, Gimmee Public Option Health Care?"
Or "Please Mr. Taxman, Gimmee Some More Dough?"
Or " I Went a Huntin with Mah Portugese Gal, that's Mah Portugese Water Dawg?"
How long before he appears on “So You Think You Can Dance or Dancing With the Stars”?
When 0Balmy becomes country, country isn’t cool!
I believe it was for his recording of “Who’s Sorry Now”.
Kenyan Country, all the way.
But he reads teleprompters very well!.............
He also wrote, “I’m NOT Proud to be an American”.
The nominating committee determined he had a “Somebody Done Somebody Wrong” song in him.
Was Charlie Rich there to burn the envelope?
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