MASTER THREAD: All of the Awards Won by Obama (Nobel, MVP, etc.)

fr ^ | 10-9-09

[doug from upland]

Okay, instead of in Breaking News, have your fun on this thread. Pictures might be a nice touch.

Nobel, MVP, Survivor, Dancing with the Stars, etc. Bring them all here for a fun thread.

[FormerRep]

BREAKING NEWS......OBAMA WALKS ON WATER TO WASHINGTON MONUMENT
Planets Align, Ushering in the Age of Obama
BREAKING O CURES THE UNMENTIONABLE
Obama Awarded Second Nobel (Chemistry) “Obama has great chemistry” Nobel Committee says
BREAKING NEWS: Barack Obama Gets to Tootsie Pop Center w/o Biting!
“BREAKING: Obama named Motor Trend’s Car of the Year!”
Obama Defeats Chuck Norris in Unarmed Combat!
Mount Rushmore renamed Mount Obama
Obama becomes first Muggle to be appointed Minister of Magic
Breaking!....Obama brings Michael Jackson back to life!
American Journal of Proctology About to Announce “Man of the Year” Award Recipient
BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA given Willy Wonka Golden Ticket—and the factory!!
Breaking!....Obama lands on the Sun!..only comment: “A little warm”...
Barack Obama wins the National Spelling Bee!
BREAKING - Obama sweeps every category at AVN awards show...says he’s “pooped”.
BREAKING. . .Obama beds hot French First Lady and Kucinich’s wife at same time, wife doesn’t care!
BREAKING:OBAMA AWARDED 7 MORE N0BEL PEACE PRIZES TO COVER MARCH-OCTOBER!!!
Obama Receives Academy Award (realistic performance of a US president)
God concedes throne to Obama! “Thou shalt not even conduct a recount...”
OBAMA declared MVP Super Bowl 41!
Obama wins ALCS and NLCS AND WORLD SERIES....
Flash! Nobel Peace Prize Committee awarded Monty Python Prize for Origional Sense of Humor
BREAKING: Obama wins “Little Miss Perfect” beauty pageant. Runner-up contests results.
Obama named the NEW James Bond! Will become agent Double-O-Bama!!!
Obama wins “Dancing with the Stars”
Obama walks on water!.....breaking news!...Obama has just walked across Lake Michigan!
Journey names Obama as new frontman!!!
ITS OFFICIAL- OBAMA AWARDED FIRST STEP ON MOON
BREAKING NEWS: Barack Hussein Obama wins every Gold medal in the 2016 Rio Olympics
Obama Becomes First Human Canonized While Alive
Obama new world Ping Pong champion!
BREAKING!!! Obama Awarded Honorary Birth Certificate!
Obama is “Smarter than a Fifth Grader”
Very Few People Realize Obama WAS the Fifth Beatle
Baby Obama smears poopie on the floor. Mom praises his artistic impulses.
BREAKING: All Chuck Norris facts to be replaced with Obama
BREAKING! PRESIDENT OBAMA DISCOVERS HOW TO FLY TO MARS FOR $79.99 PER PERSON ROUND TRIP!
Obama becomes FR member!
BREAKING NEWS: Obama Wins Wiener Dog Nationals
BREAKING: Obama awarded Medal of Honor
Obama named “High Commander” of Louis Farrakhan’s Mother-Wheel Space fleet! Obama “Deeply humbled”
Obama Declared Fifth Element
BREAKING: Obama Creates Two New Universes
Breaking: Obama the Most Blinged-Out President Ever
Breaking! Obama to dance with Himself on Dancing With the Stars - Will Be Celebrity and Pro!
IT’S OFFICIAL: Obamas Claim 2010 Ballroom Dance Title (in 2009)
Obama Declared Queen of England By Acclaimation ... Wait a Minute - Make That Barney Frank
Breaking, Obama Named “Da Man!!”
NEWS FLASH: Obama wins Tour de France. Photos!
Barack Obama Wins Pre-Emptive Title of “2010 Playmate of the Year”
BREAKING NEWS: Uranus Renamed to Obama
BREAKING: Obama Awarded Nobel Prize in Science for Making First Clone...of Himself.
BREAKING: Obama Awarded First Annual Al Qaeda Peace Prize - Dare Obama To Deploy Troops Now

[proud American in Canada]

I’ve started copying them to a Word document:

Obama wins NASCAR:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2358679/posts

Obama wins St Louis Rams:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2358679/posts

Barack Obama wins first argument ever:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2358678/posts

Obama for the Heisman:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2358681/posts

Obama was the fifth Beatle:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2358658/posts

Obama swims the English Channel, lengthwise

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2358659/posts

Obama awarded the president’s Cup;

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2358660/posts

Obama crowned Miss America:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2358663/posts

Obama awarded honorary birth certificate:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2358664/posts?page=1

Obaama wins the BCS and all other bowl games to be played over the next four years:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2358656/posts

Obama to be the new Jack Bauer on “24”

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2358639/posts

Planets align, ushering in age of Obamius:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2358640/posts?page=1

This month to be renamed Baraktober:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2358625/posts

Obama singlehandedly wins Wimbledon doubles:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2358758/posts

[OB1kNOb]

OBAMA WINS FIRST ANNUAL JIM THOMPSON PATRIOT AWARD! AWARD IS PROMPTLY RETIRED SINCE OBAMA HOLDS IT FOR LIFE!

[spectre]

Obama declared "Sexiest Man Alive"!!

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[mikrofon]

Culled from some other threads:

 

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From the Wacky World News:

OBAMA 1st PRESIDENT ON THE MOON -- SECRET NASA LCROSS MISSION REVEALED!

Nobel Prize Award a Diversion, Look-alike Accepts Award in Place of President

(Lack of plume explained by no collision, controlled landing as Obama blends in with lunar shadows)

 

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  Obama Deposes Borg Queen, Assumes Control of Collective

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  OBAMA AWARDED 2010 TOUR DE FRANCE

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  Obama Wins PBA Championship!

[WillVoteForFood]

Uhbamuh ends Undertaker’s Wrestlemania Streak!!!!

[Dr. Thorne]

All your Nobel are belong to us.

[doug from upland]

[JenB987]

Breaking! OCT 9 NOW DECLARED OBAMA DAY

[tacticalogic]

Obama Wins Noble Peace Prize! Norwegian office of Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now Under Investigation!

ACORN officials decline to comment, except to say 'Vi vant, m**********r!"

[mickey finn]

Hugh and Series BREAKING: Obama Saved my Sister from a Cheese Eating Moose - I will vote Obama in 2112.

[Minus_The_Bear]

hilarious video from ReasonTV

lots of good comments on #Nobelol on twitter.

[Joe 6-pack]

[NMEwithin]

Obama becomes the second student in Starfleet Academy’s history to defeat the Kobayashi Maru test!!

[Freedom2specul8]

best actor: OSCAR THREAD

YouTube: You love me, you really really love me

[LuvFreeRepublic]

Obama credited with the invention of the wheel, the written word, a better mouse trap, and sliced bread.

As long as you don't say BO created the Internet, you are fine.

[ErnBatavia]

Turn on the Tournament of Roses Parade this coming New Years, and it probably won’t be a great surprise to see who has shattered the glass window and is the Queen, riding along on his float.

[dancusa]

My 18 consecutive holes in one thread got pulled. Dear Leader was not pleased with his record of 5 holes in one and a 38 round score broken.

[OB1kNOb]

OBAMA BEATS MICHAEL PHELPS IN SWIM ACROSS THE OCEAN! (PHELPS NO WHERE TO BE FOUND. PRESUMED LOST.)

[Romulus]

Obama Swims Yangtze