[mikrofon]

Culled from some other threads:

 

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From the Wacky World News:

OBAMA 1st PRESIDENT ON THE MOON -- SECRET NASA LCROSS MISSION REVEALED!

Nobel Prize Award a Diversion, Look-alike Accepts Award in Place of President

(Lack of plume explained by no collision, controlled landing as Obama blends in with lunar shadows)

 

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  Obama Deposes Borg Queen, Assumes Control of Collective

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  OBAMA AWARDED 2010 TOUR DE FRANCE

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  Obama Wins PBA Championship!

[rintense]

Obama declared winner of Gay Olympics Baseball game.