Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize, Cy Young Awards

Bob McCarty Writes ^ | 10-9-09 | Bob McCarty

[RoseofTexas]

Remember even Arafat won the N.P.P and he got it for KILLING many, many Jews!

[Ev Reeman]

Obummer is humbled by this. Well, let’s face it. HE’S GOT A LOT TO BE HUMBLE ABOUT. LMAO.

[tiki]

Honestly, what has he done for peace!?! What has he done, period!?! Like him or hate him, what has the man done in his whole life?

[GauchoUSA]

No he doesn’t! He’s been God awful as acting president, unless we lower our standards of course...

[LottieDah]

How about Power Ball too!

[Tulsa Ramjet]

“The deadline for nominations is February 1, meaning Obama would’ve been nominated after being in office for just 11 days.”......eleven days. wow.

[maine-iac7]

the PP part is pure insanity - please tell me the Cy Young award is satire. It’s too early in the morning to take in this madness -

I feel like the Robert Frost: "Stop the world, I want to get off..."

[BertWheeler]

Look for Barack Obama to win this year’s Heisman Trophy in college football...

Barack Obama to recieve Super Bowl ring from owner of the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Pope resigns, confers Papacy to Barack Obama.

Chief Rabbi of Jerusalem proclaims Barack Obama as HaMashiach.

What other headlines should we all look for?

The Nobel Prize committe has “jumped the shark”.

[jpf]

“Just WTF has Obummer done to deserve winning the Nobel peace prize?”

Why, he won for just being himself. Problem is, what do they give him if he actually accomplishes something? I guess there's no danger of that.

[Red Badger]

...and the Winston Cup!.....................

[maine-iac7]

Arafat, Carter, Gore and now bambambi - the final coffin nail in the credibility of the Nobel

[jagusafr]

BWAHA!! Snort!

Colonel, USAFR

[nmh]

Did you catch that smug look on his face?

Obama is evil and I make no spology for that FACT.

[ETL]

"Obama Wins...Cy Young Awards"

[maine-iac7]

If there existed one tiny shred of decency, the anointed one would announce that he could not, in all conscious, accept the prize as he really hasn't had time to accomplish even one of lofty goals - but once he totally subjugates the people of the United States, he'll be glad to accept it.

[Madame Dufarge]

The latest prize! Does the wonderfulness ever stop?

[Arrowhead1952]

Like him or hate him, what has the man done in his whole life?

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[kromike]

This just in...

Barry has just been awarded:
* Eagle Scout
* Gold star on the refrigerator for brushing his teeth
* WWE Heavyweight Champion for all time
* Several gold medals (no silver or bronze for him!)
* Mr. Universe and Miss Universe bodybuilding titles

and

* Winner of Gordon Ramsay's "Hell's Kitchen"

[Texas resident]

Thanks much.
There was an old foghorn leghorn cartoon where foghorn was trying to teach a young chicken about baseball. Then he turns to the audience and stated, “There is just something wrong about a boy that can’t play baseball”. Prophetic statememt from an animated rooster.

[libsrscum]

The Miss America Pageant has cancelled all further competions since, as they noted in their press release, “with 0bama on the planet, the girls just can’t compete.”