Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize, Cy Young Awards

Bob McCarty Writes ^ | 10-9-09 | Bob McCarty

[Texas resident]

I think that Miss America will go michelle. It’s in the bag.

[maine-iac7]

After all, he's just stuffed with peace - not to mention humility - and meShell should obviously get the next peace prize

[almcbean]

Kanye West just jumped onstage and announced that Beyonce should have won the Nobel Peace Prize (Of course Kanye thinks it’s Piece)

[Ev Reeman]

Sounds like that big purple lisping idiot dinosaur, Barney, “I love you, you love me...” Hey is that Frank in that get up! Could be. Has Barney Frank and Barney the Dinosaur ever been photographed together? Even in a compromising position.

[maine-iac7]

he's "humbles"

Yeah, he's a humble guy

[Non-Sequitur]

It is analogous to awarding the Cy Young to a 2 and 16 rookie on the expectations that he’ll blossom into a 20 game winner.

[Ev Reeman]

I used to joke that Obummer may in fact be the ANTI CHRIST. Now I’m not so sure it is a joke anymore.

[tiki]

I knew someone on FR would have the answer for me :-D

[A CA Guy]

The 5 people on that committee are trying to help him turn the country to socialism and socialized medicine.

8 months and all he’s done is tank the dollar, the economy, taken over some American companies, fired some CEOs and the commies in the committee love it.

[TYVets]

A Cy Young Award for one 50 foot “fastball”?

[mlizzy]

Jesus is saying "woe to him" a lot lately. He also said something like, "Just don't let that man near a football." All we aborted children chuckled, but Jesus wasn't laughing.


Aborted Angel Baby

[who knows what evil?]

What a beautiful painting...

[keepitreal]

“peace prize as encouragement” dealie

Kind of like First Grade Awards Night.

[Arrowhead1952]

If I would have stated what I really think, you would have seen this instead.

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In actuality, he is dragging the US into third world status, which is what this committee wants to see. I turn my radio off every time he is on a newsbreak.

[ThomasThomas]

I think some people are easily impressed with his use of teleprompters.

[Mac from Cleveland]

“Oh, my fame has now gone global-
I’ve finally won the Nobel
for all the things I do.
and, now, in an all-time first:
Michelle’s been crowned Miss Universe!
If you only had a clue”.

[Migraine]

I was referring to Kim’s strokes that he has suffered recently. Your golf-score theme kinda tee’d that one up.

[tiki]

I’m with you, I won’t watch the news, period. If I happen to see him while my husband is surfing I yell at him to change the channel quickly.

[mojitojoe]

[Arrowhead1952]

My wife watches some TV news, but I cannot stand the 24/7 adoration of 0. I give him a two handed - middle finger salute when I see him on news at work or where ever.