Posted on 10/09/2009 6:33:14 AM PDT by erman
In one of the most surreal and unusual days since the creation of the earth our President has been awarded both the Pulitzer Prize and an Oscar.
These awards will join his Nobel Prize on the mantel along with his numerous other awards including;
Olympic gold medals for both the summer decathlon and the Winter Olympic medals in figure skating.
-MTV music award presented by Kanye West
-Grammy Award for thinking about writing a riff for a rap song
-Masters Green Jacket because everyone at Augusta National figured he would probably set a course record if he felt like it.
-Super Bowl MVP trophy because the owner of the Pittsburgh Steelers assured everybody last year that Obama was chiefly responsible for their win
Eagle Scout Award-for his efforts in encouraging "safe school czar" Kevin Jennings to take up scouting.
-Emmy Award for his innumerable television appearances
His Pulitzer Prize was awarded, stated the committee, not for any writing that he may have done, but because of the idea that he may write a book in the future and it would most assuredly be "one of the most profound works of literature since the Bible and Shakespeare."
The Oscar was for awarded for Producer, Director, Screenplay, and Best Picture for his work on home video he shot of the family at the Grand Canyon. A movie reviewed by the New York times to be a "seminal moment in cinematic history" that would "revolutionize the way we see a family exploring the inner workings of family desperately trying to save the world".
Some have said that Orson Wells may have plagiarized large portions of Citizen Kane in homage to the Obama movies of the past. While Steven Speilberg has stated that the Hussein family has inspired roles in several of his movies, most notably Hans Solo's companion and co-pilot whose name shall not be mentioned.
Still up for consideration for the Congressional Medal of Honor, Wimbledon championship trophy and of course NBA Player of the Year honors are left ...... for later this week.
OK. I was remembering another time when she was up for it and didn’t win. I should have searched. So sorry.
He also won the Cy Young award for his pitching at this year’s All-Star game...
He also won the B.A.S.S. Angler of the Year this morning.
Don’t forget the Gun Salesman of the year award.
Just WTF has Obummer done to deserve winning the Nobel peace prize? Short answer: Absolutely nothing. But then the Nobel Peace Prize does not mean much since they gave it to Jimmy Carter and Arafat. The Nobel Peace Prize has become a worldwide laughingstock and a very very sick joke on the scale of DR. STRANGELOVE. Hey, maybe HE should win the next one or maybe Fidel Castro, or a posthumous award to Neville Chamberlain or better still Adolf Hitler or “Uncle Joe” Stalin or Che Guevara or Mao Tse Tung or Mussolini.
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