DAVE's $300 MILLION DIVORCE (Enquirer says Mrs Letterman going for the kill)

National Enquirer ^ | 10/08/2009 | staff

[tlb]

David Letterman's sensational sex scandal has triggered a $300 million divorce war between the 62-year-old talk-show host and his outraged wife Regina, say sources close to the star.

The couple - who lived together for years before marrying March 19 - are fighting over everything from his extensive property holdings to custody of their son Harry, 6, according to insiders.

"It's become a real battle," revealed a Late Show insider.

"Regina is humiliated, and she wants to get even with David for his public admission he cheated on her repeatedly during their 23-year relationship."

The ENQUIRER was told the kinky late-night host maintained a fully equipped love nest, likes to play "dress up" - and even had a girlfriend parade around with a set of pom-poms pretending to be a cheerleader.

Letterman owns a very successful production company - ironically named Worldwide Pants - plus a fortune in real estate, and boasts an annual income of more than $45 million.

[WildWeasel]

Joking about his affairs on the Late Show will cost him big.

[Fast Moving Angel]

Her karma just ran over his dogma.

[Never2baCrat]

He’s worth how much and he still shows BAD teeth? YUK!

[politicalmerc]

KARMA’S a Bitch!

[swheats]

2 million as down payment...rock and a hard place.

He certainly made his bed. The cliches could go on forever. LOL

[Enterprise]

It’s like the old boy used to say - “Is the screwin’ yer gettin’ worth the screwin’ you got?”

[southernnorthcarolina]

Wow, looks like both of Dave’s wives had the same first name: Plaintiff. What are the odds?

[windsorknot]

This should make great joke material for your next show, Dave.

[reefdiver]

Shes got to look in the mirror an laugh out loud that, that face is going to get that cash. 1/2 of WW Pants. HE HE HE HA HA HA Dave worked for that

Good for Her

F U Dave - F U Stern

Sara’s laughing

Me too

[Enterprise]

Bad Dave
Bad Dave
What you gonna do?
What you gonna do
When she comes for you

[Revel]

I don’t know what the truth is. But I would not take a source like this as being accurate.

[VRWC For Truth]

Welcome to loser-ville.

[goat granny]

LOL never thought of it that way, but when Bush was first running for pres. and in his first couple of years it seemed like everytime the demo's opened their mouths about Bush it would backfire on them. I thought at the time, don't mess with the one that truly prays for God's assistance and help..or you might get a wake up smack from someone you cannot intimidate.......

[goat granny]

I wonder if Lettermen will still be telling jokes about it on the air......

[bray]

Top 10 Reasons not to cheat on your wife....

Pray for America and Our Troops

[Shyla]

C’mon you

SHE PUT UP WITH HIS SH$T

sorry about the caps

He is a dog....he is no better looking than she is...

[Leo Carpathian]

Stupid dog tricks? hehehehe

[dhs12345]

Think that it is called “sexual harassment.”

Then again, if you are a Liberal, its “none of our business.”

“None of our business” can be expensive and can get you fired. Must be important to some people.

[truthguy]

A friend of mine has suggested that this is cosmic blow-back for his attacks on Sara Palin and her family. I'm not a believer in this sort of thing. But...

[CitizenM]

After all the years Regina spent with him, she had to have known he was a philanderer. No woman would miss that with someone like him. But, I am sure she hung around until the perfect time when she could legitimately go for the gold...and there was no question about his activities. Since Dave admitted to his dirty deeds, publicly, she has everything to gain now. I am sure it is just as she hoped and planned, knowing his worth...and that chances for her to gain such a fortune otherwise (marriage or whatever) are nil. My guess is that she has been very patient and very clever.