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Announcement of Historical Importance
9/24/2009 | self

Posted on 09/24/2009 4:06:29 PM PDT by School of Rational Thought

Commensurate with Obama signing a resolution to end nuclear arms, I have signed a resolution to abolish murder, drug trafficing and unemployment. I also hereby declare everyone happy, healthy and rich.


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To: Just A Nobody
LOL! How you doing sweety? You seem to be in good form.

That's because:

A. I had a few beers at the compound pub tonight and I'm off work for my one day a week tomorrow.

B. I'm coming home for a while VERY SOON! YEAH!!

I hope all is well with you, FRiend. :-D

21 posted on 09/24/2009 4:26:49 PM PDT by Allegra (It doesn't matter what this tagline says...the liberals are going to call it "racist.")
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To: School of Rational Thought

Bunnies! We must have more cute fuzzy Bunnies! And ducks, fluffy little yellow ducks! And whirled peas! Lots and lots of whirled peas!


22 posted on 09/24/2009 4:27:22 PM PDT by Sequoyah101 (Half of the population is below average)
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To: School of Rational Thought

...and to think that Bush was denying us all this for all those years!


23 posted on 09/24/2009 4:28:23 PM PDT by mangonc2
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To: Lucius Cornelius Sulla
Thank you. It's been quite an adventure (for almost six years of my life.)

I'm not done yet, but I'm taking a break real soon for at least three months.

This has been exciting, but I need to touch home base for a while. :)

24 posted on 09/24/2009 4:30:41 PM PDT by Allegra (It doesn't matter what this tagline says...the liberals are going to call it "racist.")
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To: All; michael savage

WTF?

“Just announced by Jennifer Griffith in a live interview, WH has asked Pentagon for a formal assessment of a withdrawal from Afghanistan, that the Afghan War is no longer in our nations interest, blamed the Afghan elections. “

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2347655/posts


25 posted on 09/24/2009 4:32:46 PM PDT by dynachrome (I am Jim Thompson!)
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To: dynachrome

crap wrong thread.


26 posted on 09/24/2009 4:33:29 PM PDT by dynachrome (I am Jim Thompson!)
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To: School of Rational Thought

I tet68 do hereby proclaim peace, peace on the moon!

And behold, it was so.


27 posted on 09/24/2009 4:34:56 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: School of Rational Thought
That's nothing.

I've decreed that lightspeed be reduced to 1/2 c.

You're welcome.


Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

28 posted on 09/24/2009 4:37:14 PM PDT by The Comedian (Evil can only succeed if good men don't point at it and laugh.)
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To: School of Rational Thought

Would you mind declaring me thin and rich while you’re at it?

And tall.

I’ve always wanted to be tall.

Thnx.


29 posted on 09/24/2009 4:37:26 PM PDT by mountainbunny (Mitt Romney: Would you buy a used car from this man?)
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To: Popman; School of Rational Thought

If it is all the same, I would prefer that MY unicorn poop gold nuggets. Skittles don’t like me.


30 posted on 09/24/2009 4:39:08 PM PDT by NathanR (,)
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To: Allegra
I had a few beers at the compound pub tonight

Awwwwwww, I'm tellin!
Enjoy your day off -- hope a hang over won't hold you down. LOL!

YEAH for HOME! I'm sure you will enjoy your visit, but knowing you, you will be chomping to get back to Iraq. Bless your heart...you are doing such wonderful work there FRiend and I thank you.

Now, for your reading pleasure to get you all wee wee'd up to come home -----

That's Racist

All is well here. Just about caught up after the 912 week-end in DC which was absolutely fantastic!

31 posted on 09/24/2009 4:47:31 PM PDT by Just A Nobody ( (Better Dead than RED! NEVER AGAIN...Support our Troops! Beware the ENEMEDIA))
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To: Allegra

I declare that all God’s chilrun’ will have SOCKS and you will be the SOCK czar!

Are you going to make it to the shoot? Slim’s sending salsa...


32 posted on 09/24/2009 4:51:01 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)
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To: School of Rational Thought

I’m undertall by about 12”. Would you please fix this? You’ll be killing two birds with one stone.

Thanks.

BTW, you forgot whirled peas.


33 posted on 09/24/2009 4:56:26 PM PDT by abigailsmybaby (To understan' the livin' you got to commune wit' da dead.)
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To: School of Rational Thought

How about the latest entitlement: DentiCare - free dental coverage for all Americans!

Make it easy...your fair-share IRS contribution is only a small Tax - whatever you have left over as income after ObamaCare and Cap-and-Trade duty fees, not withstanding City, State, Municipal, FICA Social Security, CO2 Breathing Tax (after all, it is a listed EPA polutant!).


34 posted on 09/24/2009 5:13:27 PM PDT by broken_arrow1 (I regret that I have but one life to give for my country - Nathan Hale "Patriot")
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To: School of Rational Thought

“Commensurate with Obama signing a resolution to end nuclear arms, I have signed a resolution to abolish murder, drug trafficing and unemployment. I also hereby declare everyone happy, healthy and rich.”

Plus, all those nasty rich people who make the money that feeds, houses, and clothes everyone will be severely punished, and we’ll take all their money and give it to those of us in government...

Whoops. Strike that. We’ll give it to the poor.

Oh, oh - wait a minute; it wasn’t Obama who said that first, it was V. I. Lenin.

Well, looks like Obama’s just a copycat, after all.


35 posted on 09/24/2009 6:40:33 PM PDT by Jack Hammer (w)
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