Announcement of Historical Importance

9/24/2009 | self

[School of Rational Thought]

Commensurate with Obama signing a resolution to end nuclear arms, I have signed a resolution to abolish murder, drug trafficing and unemployment. I also hereby declare everyone happy, healthy and rich.

[Allegra]

LOL! How you doing sweety? You seem to be in good form.

That's because:

A. I had a few beers at the compound pub tonight and I'm off work for my one day a week tomorrow.

B. I'm coming home for a while VERY SOON! YEAH!!

I hope all is well with you, FRiend. :-D

[Sequoyah101]

Bunnies! We must have more cute fuzzy Bunnies! And ducks, fluffy little yellow ducks! And whirled peas! Lots and lots of whirled peas!

[mangonc2]

...and to think that Bush was denying us all this for all those years!

[Allegra]

Thank you. It's been quite an adventure (for almost six years of my life.)

I'm not done yet, but I'm taking a break real soon for at least three months.

This has been exciting, but I need to touch home base for a while. :)

[dynachrome]

WTF?

“Just announced by Jennifer Griffith in a live interview, WH has asked Pentagon for a formal assessment of a withdrawal from Afghanistan, that the Afghan War is no longer in our nations interest, blamed the Afghan elections. “

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2347655/posts

[dynachrome]

crap wrong thread.

[tet68]

I tet68 do hereby proclaim peace, peace on the moon!

And behold, it was so.

[The Comedian]

That's nothing.

I've decreed that lightspeed be reduced to 1/2 c.

You're welcome.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[mountainbunny]

Would you mind declaring me thin and rich while you’re at it?

And tall.

I’ve always wanted to be tall.

Thnx.

[NathanR]

If it is all the same, I would prefer that MY unicorn poop gold nuggets. Skittles don’t like me.

[Just A Nobody]

I had a few beers at the compound pub tonight

Awwwwwww, I'm tellin!
Enjoy your day off -- hope a hang over won't hold you down. LOL!

YEAH for HOME! I'm sure you will enjoy your visit, but knowing you, you will be chomping to get back to Iraq. Bless your heart...you are doing such wonderful work there FRiend and I thank you.

Now, for your reading pleasure to get you all wee wee'd up to come home -----

All is well here. Just about caught up after the 912 week-end in DC which was absolutely fantastic!

[Tijeras_Slim]

I declare that all God’s chilrun’ will have SOCKS and you will be the SOCK czar!

Are you going to make it to the shoot? Slim’s sending salsa...

[abigailsmybaby]

I’m undertall by about 12”. Would you please fix this? You’ll be killing two birds with one stone.

Thanks.

BTW, you forgot whirled peas.

[broken_arrow1]

How about the latest entitlement: DentiCare - free dental coverage for all Americans!

Make it easy...your fair-share IRS contribution is only a small Tax - whatever you have left over as income after ObamaCare and Cap-and-Trade duty fees, not withstanding City, State, Municipal, FICA Social Security, CO2 Breathing Tax (after all, it is a listed EPA polutant!).

[Jack Hammer]

“Commensurate with Obama signing a resolution to end nuclear arms, I have signed a resolution to abolish murder, drug trafficing and unemployment. I also hereby declare everyone happy, healthy and rich.”

Plus, all those nasty rich people who make the money that feeds, houses, and clothes everyone will be severely punished, and we’ll take all their money and give it to those of us in government...

Whoops. Strike that. We’ll give it to the poor.

Oh, oh - wait a minute; it wasn’t Obama who said that first, it was V. I. Lenin.

Well, looks like Obama’s just a copycat, after all.