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The jokes just write themselves...
Good time for the new Muslim outreach czar to step in. /s
“Your Honor, Mohammed made me do it.”
He should just go for justifiable homicide. What red-blooded muslim male wouldn’t have done the same thing.
And of course our tax dollars are probably paying for his defense (probably Muslim lawyers) for cutting his wife’s head off...
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Heaven knows insanity was disreputable enough, long ago;
but now that the lawyers have got to cutting every gallows
rope and picking every prison lock with it, it is become
a sneaking villainy that ought to hang and keep on hanging
its sudden possessors until evil-doers should conclude that
the safest plan was to never claim to have it until they
came by it legitimately.
The very calibre of the people the lawyers most frequently
try to save by the insanity subterfuge ought to laugh the
plea out of the courts, one would think.
- “Unburlesquable Things,” The Galaxy Magazine, July 1870
MARK TWAIN
He was stressed out because he realized that he was 45 years old and still hadn’t killed anybody. How would he explain this to the moon god? A nail-biter for sure, keep you up at night.
Now, what would constitute FIRST-degree murder in New York?
Second degree murder for chopping his wife’s head off? You don’t chop heads off unexpectedly; that is something you premeditate. I’m so glad I don’t live in New York!
Poor Muzzammil. You people just don’t understand.
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Hold on here....what??? Doesn't compute.
Why didn’t I think of this? I just divorced her.
Most muslims ARE insane!
Muslims have an accepted notion that faking insanity is a perfectly justifiable way to “get over” with the infidels. The trouble is, at least in the US, that we have been dealing with real and fake psychos for so long that we make movies about them. An insanity defense in a US court usually only has a chance if there is a powerful external factor involved, like a psychoactive drug.
Otherwise, it is an almost guaranteed conviction. And, if it ticks off the judge, the maximum sentence. Let him ponder his insanity on death row.
It’s those dirty moslems again.
What will they think of next?
Psychiatric defense: “I had to, your Honor. She was CRAZY!”
Maybe he means to claim his wifes’ “emotional distress” caused him to do it. It happens..
