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To: PAR35

Nope. close but no cigar.

A primary requirement for a Darwin candidate is that the candidate must be dead.


16 posted on 09/11/2009 12:39:00 PM PDT by Jemian (Yes, we CANN-IBAL!)
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To: Jemian
A primary requirement for a Darwin candidate is that the candidate must be dead.

That is an unfortunate requirement, because it is not accurate.
Effectively, any dumb act that prevents a person from reproducing should qualify.

And here's another twist - even if dead, the person must have died before reproducing.

25 posted on 09/11/2009 12:44:32 PM PDT by MrB (Go Galt now, save Bowman for later)
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To: Jemian
A primary requirement for a Darwin candidate is that the candidate must be dead.

No, the candidate must be unable to reproduce. This usually means dead, but this case may be a rare exception. (I say may be because we don't know if it was restored to full functionality.)

27 posted on 09/11/2009 12:46:22 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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The candidate must

1) Not have already reproduced
AND
2) Render him (her) self unable to reproduce, by committing some act of stupidity.

Death is convenient, but not necessary.

If he had, for example, blown his bollocks off (both of them) he would have satisfied the requirements,

51 posted on 09/11/2009 12:56:18 PM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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A primary requirement for a Darwin candidate is that the candidate must be dead.

Technically it is just "removed from the gene pool" which is usually by death. In this case, the punk is probably still capable of reproducing - so he is still not really a Darwin award candidate. But if he were a more effective accidental shooter, then he would be the unique legitimate SURVIVING Darwin Award candidate.

62 posted on 09/11/2009 1:04:54 PM PDT by VRWCmember
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Nope .............

Actual winners must meet the following criteria:

Reproduction - Out of the gene pool: dead or sterile.

Excellence - Astounding misapplication of judgment.

Self-Selection - Cause one’s own demise.

Maturity - Capable of sound judgment.

Veracity -The event must be true.

http://www.darwinawards.com/rules/


64 posted on 09/11/2009 1:05:22 PM PDT by Eaker (If you have a problem and If explosives are an option then explosives are THE answer.)
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To: Jemian

That’s just a matter of time. The ‘before reproducing’ requirement may have been satisfied.... That’s why he’s a candidate, rather than a winner at this stage.


70 posted on 09/11/2009 1:10:47 PM PDT by PAR35
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To: Jemian

close but no weiner.


97 posted on 09/11/2009 1:57:11 PM PDT by WOBBLY BOB (ACORN:American Corruption for Obama Right Now)
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To: Jemian; PAR35

He might as well be dead.


101 posted on 09/11/2009 3:20:27 PM PDT by TYVets (Let’s Roll!!! The leadership of the GOP has no spine and no guts, but we conservatives do)
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