Posted on 09/04/2009 9:55:28 AM PDT by grizzlyfish
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama is planning to hypnotize children across the country with his webcast!
President Obama is set to deliver a live webcast to every school in the country next Tuesday, under the premise of encouraging children to do well in the coming school year. Weekly World News has discovered that the President is planning to hypnotize the children of America to indoctrinate them wtih a liberal agenda.
Anonymous sources from within the White House confirm that new technology is being used to brainwash anyone who watches Obama’s webcast to become “Agents of Change.” At the beginning of the speech the President will broadcast theta-waves over the internet connection, slowly lulling viewers into a highly suggestible hypnotic trance. Once this state is achieved, heightened rhetoric and visual subliminal messages will be used to indoctrinate the Children of America.
“It’s really simple actually,” said the anonymous source. “Get all the children and teachers behind your cause, so the next generation is primed to do your bidding. Then it’s a simple step to...
(Excerpt) Read more at weeklyworldnews.com ...
You will be taught to: Never mention God, support abortion, support euthanasia of the “less useful”......
Tuesday will be America’s “Seig Heil” day.
The internet theta wave thing is no longer a secret.
We’ll need to be more careful in deploying it here.
Anyone with the theta gear, better put it in the closet for a week, we can’t let it fall into their hands.
LOL, I love the WWN, the sad thing is there are people out there who will believe this.
What is a theta wave?
Oh, really! I think this is a stretch! Has there been enough rumors and misinformation?
Let’s stick to factual and documented information!
So did other narcissists like Jim Jones, David Koresh, Stalin, Lenin,...etc.
lol
Just imagine if Bush had done this. Everyone would have peed in their pants and screamed Fascism at the top of their lungs.
Stranger things have happened.
If you don't already know, you're not supposed to. It would be best if you never mentioned it again.
A simple ‘message’ isn’t the issue actually.
It’s the ‘supporting class projects’ including instructions to write essays on ‘How I can Help President Obama’ that’s really creepy.
As far as I’m concerned, Obama has made too many ‘public appearances’ (112 in 200+days) to promote an agenda that should stand on its own but can’t. (We don’t do ‘central planning’!) Soon he will have his own weekly television show called, ‘Dear Mr. President’.
That picture is creepy.
Hypnosis is not abracadabra. Real licensed hypnotists can help some people cure bad habits or help treat depression without drugs.
I remember when I first heard/saw Obama make a speech. I just could not understand the effect he had on people. He droned, took long pauses that bored and irritated me (I find him much easier to listen to when Rush speeds him up). He made silly hand gestures with his right hand when I knew he was left-handed. He never seemed to SAY anything; there were no memorable take-away lines, only repetition of banal phrases that everybody already agreed with.
Since I am interested in regionalisms and accents, I could not place the way he spoke with any area in which he lived. No Hawaiian remnants of pidgeon, no Midwestern twang. He delivers a speech in the weirdest way!
I've read pretty decent articles that claim he is trying to induce a trance in his watchers and listeners, trying to bypass the conscious (which would remember a take-away line if he ever offered one) to speak directly to the unconscious.
I’ve seen how this ends....the Monkees show up and stop him, right?
My daughter’s school sent home permission slips to view the Hope-nosis. We opted out. She’ll spend the 20 minutes in study hall (which is where she prefers to be!)
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