Mr. President, Please Don’t Bogart the Blunt

Big Hollywood ^ | 08/30/2009 | Leigh Scott

[AJMCQ]

After a long day at work on a commercial shoot, I decided to unwind with a little internet and cable television. Politics and punditry are my hobby, not my main source of income, so I indulge in a little cable news and internet sites as time permits. I’ve always felt it important to see the world outside the “echo chamber” of like-minded folks, so my television sits for far too many hours on MSNBC and the Huffington Post is bookmarked on my browser.

What struck me from a few hours of watching leftist television and reading leftist gobbledygook is how far detached from reality these people are. It’s not a simple case of them having a few points wrong, or looking at things from a bizarrely biased perspective; they truly make statements and cling to ideas that have no basis in reality. As conservatives struggle to find apt metaphors to explain their opponent’s mindsets and delusions, I think I may have figured it out.

The left in our country is high. Completely stoned out of their minds.

[AJMCQ]

Mr. Scott hits the nail on the head.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

I can picture Nancy Pelosi and Steny Hoyer lying on a bean bag, listening to Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon and watching The Little Mermaid, dreaming up domestic and foreign policy. ”You know who those town hall protesters remind me of? Nazis, man. They’re freakin Nazis.” (Cough. Cough. Giggle. Giggle). “What if we give money to people to buy new cars and we smash their old cars?” ”Dude, that’s totally awesome, because we just watched Dude, Where’s My Car?”

Love it love it love it! BWAH-ha-ha-ha!!! ;)

[sniper63]

Hey, it's the children of the "Free Love" generation finishing what their stoned parents started in the 60's.

Just goes to show that birth defects are caused by drug use.

[ozark hilljilly]

DUDE!!

[paul in cape]

I made the mistake of tuning in to Ed Schultz on MSPMS yesterday. He claimed that there was a groundswell of support from where he visited "normal" Americans over the weekend, who "overwhelmingly" supported single payer health care. He reminded me of Pee Wee Hermann when the mail arrived!

Well, he then admitted that his "audiences" were DNC activists and Move-On clubs (on some such nonsense.)

These people are totally dillusional.

[Aevery_Freeman]

Funny, but he's describing the "smoke screen" used to mollify the masses of stoners who constitute his worshipers.

His czars are not stoners! They are focused radicals bent on Honkey domination and massive wealth redistribution.

[NotSoModerate]

Michael Moore wishes he had the self discipline of a Joseph Goebbels. Nancy Pelosi wishes that she was as dynamic as a Heinrich Himmler. Barack Obama would love to have the focus of a Kim Jong Il

Well the scary thing is, hiding behind the curtain pulling all strings are very dangerous people: Soros, Dr. Emanuel, Ayers etc. These people have the dynamic focus and self discipline the loser politicians don't have. And they are hell bent on making each and every one of us slaves in their utopian world.

[Need4Truth]

We need to get these Crunkensteins out of power as quickly as possible. If we don’t, everything goes up in smoke.

"Reaching across the isle" is foolishness.

[sig226]

Obama is no Stalin, or even FDR. Face it, he’s Jeff Spicoli.

Brilliant. :)

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Nancy Pelosi wishes that she was as dynamic as a Heinrich Himmler.

Nancy Pelosi wishes she had a face like Heinrich Himmler. ;)

[rockrr]

Brilliant!

I love how the comments go from a mild buzz to full-on psychosis!

[GreyMountainReagan]

[Erasmus]

These people are totally dillusional.

When you're dillusional, you eventually wind up in a pickle.

[politicalmerc]

I’m a new fan of Mr. Scott.

[SERKIT]

[MrB]

We were joking the other night about “The Message” translation of the Bible...

“Did you know instead of ‘verily, verily’, Jesus says ‘Dude!’”

[ozark hilljilly]

Heh! Wouldn’t surprise me. I love the Message translation. I would never use it as a study bible, but it is an interesting take on the Word and great comic relief sometimes.
God is The Dude. : )

[MrB]

Psalm 1:1

NKJV:
Blessed is the man
Who walks not in the counsel of the ungodly,
Nor stands in the path of sinners,
Nor sits in the seat of the scornful;

The Message:
How well God must like you— you don’t hang out at Sin Saloon, you don’t slink along Dead-End Road,
you don’t go to Smart-Mouth College.

[reagan_fanatic]

[HerrBlucher]

These people are totally dillusional.

and pickled too.