Laguna Beach Men Arrested After Sex on Lawn

OCRegister.com ^ | 8-31-09 | Orange County Register

[OCAngel]

Men accused of having sex on stranger's lawn They are accused of lewd conduct near the beach. LAGUNA BEACH Police arrested two men today on suspicion of having sex on a stranger's lawn. The incident occurred in broad daylight, police said, in the 1000 block of Gaviota Drive, which is a neighborhood of multi-million-dollar homes near Thalia Street Beach, on the ocean side of Coast Highway. Police Sgt. George Ramos said the home's owner called police at 12:57 p.m. to report that the men had just finished having sex and had walked off. "We were able to locate them within 10 minutes, and the homeowner identified them," Ramos said. The pair were homeless men who live in Laguna Beach, he said. They were booked into the Laguna Beach Jail and charged with lewd conduct in public.

[TSgt]

I enjoy having thex on grath that is thith high.

[fieldmarshaldj]

"It's in the hole !"

[NoDRodee]

what happened to the girls, why were only the men arrested?

[fieldmarshaldj]

Um, unless I misread it, there WERE no females involved.

[Slings and Arrows]

Ain't blue state life wunnerful?

[JRios1968]

On behalf of every heterosexual male in the world, thank you for the mind bleach.

[BJClinton]

No grand jury in Texas would indict me if I shot them on my lawn.

[oldteen]

...to report that the men had just finished having sex and had walked off...

Why didn’t they report it WHILE it was happening?

[bjorn14]

Wonder if they were 2 ELCA pastors.

[A. Patriot]

Those cops are obviously persecuting entitled members of a minority group exercising their Constitutional Rights on the front lawn of that house. /sarcasm & disgust

[RightOnTheLeftCoast]

Personally, I'd have snuck to my garage and turned on the automatic sprinklers. And then (after I stopped laughing) called the cops.

[GQuagmire]

F*** buddies isn’t exclusive to the gay community. A buddy of mine has had a few of these with the female persuation, the dog...

[Eaker]

Y’all need bail money?

[Crapgame]

actually I’d hire someone else to burn the grass and pour the concrete...

[humblegunner]

Y’all need bail money?

Nah, we like it in jail.

Dial-up sucks, though. But they got CABLE TV here!

[Cyber Liberty]

My wife, who was living in Laguna Beach when I met her, tells me the Beach is where they separate the men from the boys...with a crowbar. Safest beach in the world if you’re a woman. We drop by there every time we visit relatives in OC.

[KYGrandma]

You know, I used to love Laguna Beach. The artists and the shops were great, and the neat little restaurants. But the last time I was there a few years ago, it was a seedy little town. Have quit going there. Sad.

[aruanan]

Laguna Beach Men Arrested After Sex on Lawn

Sod-omy?

[Squantos]

Ya’ll have anything for chiggers ?

[ArrogantBustard]

I used to be a “scanner junkie” ... this sort of thing happens more often than one would like to think.