Posted on 07/18/2009 9:39:03 AM PDT by RobinMasters
It takes years of yoga to learn the posture necessary for speaking clearly with all your feet in your mouth. But for some the skill comes naturally, which brings us to Joe Biden. Those who saw Dick Cheney as an evil genius crouched silent in the shadows of the Oval Office like Nosferatu must enjoy Biden's high profile: he's out there daily with the sunny enthusiasm of Ronald McDonald opening another store. And, quite often, telling everyone to have a Whopper.
The "gaffes," as we call unscripted thoughts, come delightfully often with Biden. The latest: Speaking before the AARP, Biden aarped up a peculiar formulation to explain the need to borrow 3.2 bejillion dollars in order to transform the American health care system, preferably by next week. He said people ask him "What are you talking about, you're telling me we have to go spend money to keep from going bankrupt? The answer is yes, 'I'm telling you.'"
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The fantastic gaffetastic Joe strikes again, and again, and again...
The most terrible truth about Joe is that he was a survivor of a botched partial birth abortion. The doctors sucked out his brains and left his hulking carcass. And now he is but a heartbeat away...............
Since Cheney is mentioned;
http://dailyweek.com/stories/20090717_cheney/cheney.html
But, but, Dan Quayle put and “e” on the end of “potato”
And I put a “d” on the end of “an”...
>>The fantastic gaffetastic Joe strikes again, and again, and again...<<
The gift that keeps on giving. And the TOTUS-reader’s bulletproof vest.
And yet, when compared to Joe Biden, the pundits thought Sarah Palin wasn’t qualified to be one heartbeat away from the Presidency. Amazing.
The fact that the Magic Negro picked Biden as VP reveals everything you need to know about The First Thug: all his decisions are made like a drunk, desperate gambler.
The only thing that shows is the condition of those who voted for the Obama-Biden ticket. “Stupid is as stupid does.”
“aarped up”? LOL! I’m going to laugh every time I think of that.
Joe Biden, aka Barack Obama’s best insurance policy.
Hey, Joey! Just wondered what is going to happen in the next two days to - as you prophesied - test Obama. Or were you just flapping your gums as you are wont to do?
Just curious.
That’s right, Owl Eagle. But people, as you know, didn’t even know for who they have voted.
Harlem voters taught us how they were so smart :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyvqhdllXgU
Palin wasn’t smart enough for the job . . .
Joe Biden - proof positive that a mind is a terrible thing to waste.
All that money spent on prep school, ivy league colleges and prestigous law school - for what, to produce a dumb-as-a-rock idiot?
Delaware would have better representation if they elected a slug, an amoeba and a dinosaur bone.
So, if I max out my credit cards, borrow against my house and all worldly posessions and spend every dime I have on "things" I will not go bankrupt?
Why didn't someone tell me this years ago!
Stand up, Chuck! What am I talking about...?
Great cartoon, in the style of old J.R. Williams. How many here remember his Bull of the Woods machinist gang, the Spanish American War soldiers, and all the folks Out Our Way?
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