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1 posted on 07/13/2009 2:07:09 PM PDT by Red in Blue PA
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I thought this was a joke about marriage.


2 posted on 07/13/2009 2:08:02 PM PDT by exist
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How does sitting on the sleeping owner staff's head fit into the master control plan?
3 posted on 07/13/2009 2:09:18 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, AIG, Chrysler and GM are what Marx meant by the means of production.)
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Cats Do Control Humans, Study Finds

They needed a study for this?

4 posted on 07/13/2009 2:10:24 PM PDT by steve-b (Intelligent design is to evolutionary biology what socialism is to free-market economics.)
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You want to try "difficult to ignore", try a Siamese cat.

They need not resort to such petty stratagems as "mixed meows". They get what they want, or they scream the house down.

5 posted on 07/13/2009 2:11:24 PM PDT by AnAmericanMother (Ministrix of ye Chasse, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment))
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Dogs think they’re human.
Cats think they’re gods.


7 posted on 07/13/2009 2:12:38 PM PDT by MrEdd (Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
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I think there are some cats somewhere forcing their owners to post this story. lol


8 posted on 07/13/2009 2:12:54 PM PDT by machogirl (If Obama's handing out Pie, I like Lemon Meringue.)
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Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.


9 posted on 07/13/2009 2:13:47 PM PDT by CAD Daddy
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I would agree....when we bought our home we also bought one of the neighborhood cats, a beautiful white cat who answers to the name kitty.....so for the first time in my life I bought cat food.....so as soon as she comes around or she meows till I step outside.....she gets fed.....

My husband is not a big fan of cats (allergies) but he is fond of this one.....he cannot get over how clean she keeps that white coat of hers so clean....

I also found out she gets fed by our neighbors one street over....she is very sweet and loves a good head scratch.....


10 posted on 07/13/2009 2:14:08 PM PDT by Kimmers (Be the kind of person when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, Oh crap, she's awake)
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Anyone who is owned by a cat knows the human does not control anything.
Cats were once worshiped as gods and they will never ever let you forget it.


12 posted on 07/13/2009 2:18:30 PM PDT by svcw (Barry: mentally deficient & narcissistic misogynist megalomaniac psychopath w/ paranoid delusions)
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I have a cat who loves this one chair in my living room. If I’m sitting in that chair and he wants it, he will walk all over me from one arm to the other repeatedly until I inally relinquish the chair to him. He doesn’t need to meow.

I had one cat who would try to bamboozle visitors into feeding her. She would just sit, bat her eyes at the visitor and put on this sad face like she hadn’t been fed in weeks. I always said that if they gave out Academy Awards to cats, she would win hands down.


16 posted on 07/13/2009 2:20:49 PM PDT by fatnotlazy
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I have two cats. One uses an annoying meow to get what she wants. The other will meow when hungry, but he’ll also paw on the door like a dog to be let out.

Two different personalities, both fairly annoying, even though I love them. Or actually, they permit me to love them.


22 posted on 07/13/2009 2:23:38 PM PDT by melissa_in_ga (God Bless Sarah Palin)
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How Cats Wake You Up
23 posted on 07/13/2009 2:27:26 PM PDT by rlmorel ("The Road to Serfdom" by F.A.Hayek - Read it...today.)
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I have one that bites when its feeding time. You cannot walk without your shins getting chewed off.


24 posted on 07/13/2009 2:27:49 PM PDT by Crazieman (Feb 7, 2008 http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1966675/posts?page=28#28)
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I love my cat(s). But I think the findings of this exhaustive research can pretty much be summed up in one word (actually, two for emphasis):

(1) "WELL,"

(2) "DUH!"

Seriously .. we are pouring WAY TOO MUCH moolah into these rat-infested, Leftist Universities (realizing that this one is in the U.K.) who do nothing but try and justify their useless, Leftist existences by blabbering: "our research shows us that 'blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!' Now .. here's the invoice for our endeavours."

28 posted on 07/13/2009 2:33:16 PM PDT by RocketMan1
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Here's our cat, Hubey ... and [I think!] he made me post this ...
29 posted on 07/13/2009 2:35:39 PM PDT by mlizzy
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I do not need a scientist to tell me that my cat is in charge of things. Dogs have masters cats have a staff.


30 posted on 07/13/2009 2:35:39 PM PDT by skimask (When dealing with people who value death over life, normal means of negotiation will not work)
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When I say "jump"....My cat meows How high??

On another note...Nothing more amusing than the little ding bat chasing the laser light.

Then I bought a twirly thing...and rubbed catnip all over it...The cat finally "flew". I didn't touch her!!

And they do land on their feet....but not after a catnip gig!!

31 posted on 07/13/2009 2:39:14 PM PDT by Sacajaweau
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Seems like good research and it makes a lot of sense but it didn’t apply to me.

My cat was on a self feeder of dry food only, self watering only and I changed her litter once a week, she had a heated bed that was always stationed about two feet from my favorite reading spot with a second sun bed built into the alley so that people could say hi to her and pet her as they passed and she watched them, she almost never asked for anything, there wasn’t anything to goad me into.


33 posted on 07/13/2009 2:40:34 PM PDT by ansel12 (Romney (guns)"instruments of destruction with the sole purpose of hunting down and killing people")
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If you've ever wondered who's in control, you or your cat...

I've never wondered.

The cat makes it abundantly clear who is in charge.

34 posted on 07/13/2009 2:41:19 PM PDT by Allegra ( Socks)
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So they’re saying the cat wants me to smack them upside the head and spray them with water? Because that’s what happens in my house when that sound is made.


35 posted on 07/13/2009 2:42:11 PM PDT by discostu (Tommy can you hear me)
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