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1 posted on 07/09/2009 1:04:04 PM PDT by djf
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To: neverdem; All

Ping!


2 posted on 07/09/2009 1:05:07 PM PDT by djf (Go tell everybody its calm before the storm Can you hear the distant thunder baby....)
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To: djf

Do you take them with the brazilian berries and live forever?

What happens when you dig up all the island?


3 posted on 07/09/2009 1:05:59 PM PDT by edcoil (If I had 1 cent for every dollar the government saved, Bill Gates and I would be friends.)
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To: djf

Who the hell wants to live ten years longer?


4 posted on 07/09/2009 1:06:23 PM PDT by Soothesayer (The United States of America Rest in Peace November 4 2008)
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Sorry did they ever figure out the deal with those statues?


5 posted on 07/09/2009 1:06:34 PM PDT by exist
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One side effect, after 150 years your head grows huge and you turn to stone.

7 posted on 07/09/2009 1:08:28 PM PDT by TC Rider (The United States Constitution - 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
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To: djf
Side effects are not completely known:


9 posted on 07/09/2009 1:09:17 PM PDT by green pastures
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To: djf
Rapamycin is widely used to stop transplant patients rejecting their new organs.

Yeah, but will it finally rid us of these?

13 posted on 07/09/2009 1:10:54 PM PDT by r9etb
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It’s expected to take a decade of testing to develop it.

Too bad.


15 posted on 07/09/2009 1:11:44 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (There is no truth in the Pravda Media.)
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To: djf
Vigorous exercise can add many active years to one's life...but most folks would rather take a pill so they can spend ten more years on the couch watching America's Biggest Loser.

Go figure!

18 posted on 07/09/2009 1:14:11 PM PDT by SonOfDarkSkies (Obama: "Enough about me, let's talk about you...what do you think of me?")
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“SCIENTISTS say they have discovered a wonder drug that could help people live up to ten years longer.”

I wonder if the name of the SCIENTISTS just happen to be
Klee Irwin
Kevin Trudeau
Arthur P. Johnson

All yogurt is the same, Jamie Lee Curtis is full of S**t, even though the other person in the commercial claims not to be.
In all the Nutra-System commercials the disclaimer states that all the weight loss that they mention happened before starting Nutra-System.

22 posted on 07/09/2009 1:28:58 PM PDT by Wooly
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“small print” warning will include that in large doses, it turns you to stone. With a REALLY big head...


27 posted on 07/09/2009 1:36:08 PM PDT by jagusafr (Kill the red lizard, Lord! - nod to C.S. Lewis)
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To: djf

The spice is life.


28 posted on 07/09/2009 1:36:19 PM PDT by SJSAMPLE
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To: djf

if it so good, what happened to the eastern islanders?


36 posted on 07/09/2009 2:11:21 PM PDT by blackminorca
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