Don’t they WANT more rain forests and more jungles?
The sky is falling and the jungle is calling....
Like I always say... location, location, location.
The sky is falling. They just will not give up. I wonder how much grant money was involved?
But, but, but - we’re destroying the rain forests!
Hey, this is a good thing for the tourism industry...
This is the second summer of the second little ice age. You have to wonder if any of these fools have been outside since January.
310 miles in 25 years.
IF (and that's a mighty big IF) - that works out to 12 miles a year.
How much of this is due to logging, increased farming and the like.
At this rate, I'm doomed — in two or three centuries.....
Bullsh*t.
Tropics, disease and drought?
Doda - Doda - Doda ALERT
WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE-
AS THE SUN HEATS AND COOLS!
Idiots all!
It sounds to me like the “researchers” at James Cook University may have applied for a government grant.
Well I thought they wanted to save the rain forrests ?
Bunny huggers need to get their ducks in a row or STFU !
SOLDIER Get away!
ARTHUR I am... And this my trusty servant, Patsy. We have ridden thelength and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join ourcourt at Camelot.. I must speak with your lord and master.
SOLDIER What? Ridden on a horse?
ARTHUR Yes!
SOLDIER You're using coconuts!
ARTHUR...What?
SOLDIER You've got two empty halves of coconuts and you're banging them together.
ARTHUR (Scornfully) So? We have ridden since the snows of wintercovered this land, through the kingdom of Mercea.
SOLDIER Where did you get the coconuts?
ARTHUR Through ... We found them.
SOLDIER Found them? In Mercea. The coconut's tropical!
ARTHUR What do you mean?
SOLDIER Well, this is a temperate zone.
ARTHUR The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house martin orthe plover seek warmer hot lands in winter, yet these are notstrangers to our land.
SOLDIER Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
ARTHUR Not at all. They could be carried.
SOLDIER What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
ARTHUR Why not?
SOLDIER I'll tell you why not ... because a swallow is about eight inches long and| weighs five ounces, and you'd be lucky to find a coconut under a pound.
ARTHUR It could grip it by the husk ...
SOLDIER It's not a question of where he grips it, It's a simple matterof weight - ratios ... A five-ounce bird could not hold a a one pound coconut.
ARTHUR Well, it doesn't matter. Go and tell your master that Arthurfrom the Court of Camelot is here.
SOLDIER Look! To maintain Velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wingsfour hundred and ninety three times every second. right?
ARTHUR (irritated)Please!
SOLDIER Am I right?
ARTHUR I'm not interested.
SECOND SOLDIER It could be carried by an African swallow!
FIRST SOLDIER Oh yes! An African swallow maybe ... but not a Europeanswallow. that's my point.
SECOND SOLDIER Oh yes, I agree there ...
ARTHUR Will you ask your master if he wants to join the Knights of Camelot?!
FIRST SOLDIER But then of course African swallows are non-migratory.
SECOND SOLDIER Oh yes.
FIRST SOLDIER So they wouldn't be able to bring a coconut back anyway.
SECOND SOLDIER Wait a minute! Suppose two swallows carried it together?
FIRST SOLDIERNo, they'd have to have it on a line.
The planet has cooled by 0.74 degrees centigrade since 1999.
“”There is also evidence that many Australian animal and plant species are moving south in an attempt to track their preferred climatic conditions,” she said.
“Some won?t make it.”
That’s because they’ve put down roots in their community. But we can help, If you see plants that need a ride south, give’em a ride and if you see any of those Aussie dingbat dogs let ride along on your way south.
I think it’s carbon tax deductionable.
58 degrees on July 4 morning at 2100’ elevation in the southern Blue Ridge mts a few nights ago.
