The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Monday, May 11, 2009

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh.
G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.

[LucyJo]

Amen to that!

[LucyJo]

as I said during the campaign and was quoted twice nationally

..” Of course Obama loves his country , it’s just that Sarah Palin loves mine “

That was and is excellent, adguy.

[hattend]

Pubbies are strangely silent on the budget

That, or they aren’t getting camera time.

[BigEdLB]

For The One An Anthem

`Of course Obama loves his country , it’s just that Sarah Palin loves mine`
-AdGuy

[Current Occupant]

Exactly right about the right doing the Pubbies doing the right thing.

Why do we not hear the Pubbies call the Universal Health Care what it really is, it’s “Limited health care with Rationing”.

[hattend]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2248496/posts

[hattend]

Some Palin-hating, libtard anti-capitalist is going to hate this picture:

[LucyJo]

Excellent Rush rant just now...Pubbies are going to have to take a stand, speak up, and present an alternative.

[advertising guy]

politically , yes
on a humorous side....my tag

” if P.C. skills named us , I’d be backspace delete “

was funny

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Could that little girl be any cuter? I swear she is the most adorable little girl.

[Biggirl]

Well if you want to hear from windbags, the D.C. beltway is the place to be.SARC.

[Biggirl]

Good afternoon,megaRushHasBetterSenseOfHumorThenSkyesdittos from Biggirl.:)=^..^=

[jackv]

I am sick of his big toothy grin. What a clown!

[hattend]

She’s a cutie alright

[Biggirl]

Yhello right back!

[advertising guy]

has el Rushbo commented on THEE Bowells yappin this weekend yet ?

[cleveland gop]

Anyone know what it was CBS golf announcer(and noted conservative)David Feherty said in some magazine that had him apoligizing to Stretch and Screed??? I caught a snip of it in the paper but the quote(s) wern’t part of the piece.

GO CAVS, SWEEP THIS THING, AGAIN!!!

[hattend]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2247213/posts

[jackv]

“Despite how the conflict has been portrayed by our glorious media, if you gave any U.S. soldier a gun with two bullets in it, and he found himself in an elevator with Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and Osama bin Laden, there’s a good chance that Nancy Pelosi would get shot twice, and Harry Reid and bin Laden would be strangled to death.”

[cleveland gop]

MEOW!!