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How Not to Do Plastic Surgery
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Posted on 05/11/2009 12:39:29 AM PDT by doug from upland

How Not To Do Plastic Surgery

There’s a part of us, deep down, that enjoys looking at the somewhat negative effects that plastic surgery can wreak on the human visage. Just as some people slow down on the road when they pass a car accident, so do we stop and stare when we observe the car-crash results of plastic surgery gone wrong.

Hang Mioku

For some reason, this surgery-obsessed Korean woman decided to take it upon herself to INJECT COOKING OIL INTO HER OWN FACE. The story was that after many surgeries, doctors would refuse to operate on her more, yet somehow she found a doctor not only willing to inject her with silicone, but to give her her very own face-injection kit so she could do it at home. Upon running out of silicone to inject, she – naturally – settled for cooking oil. I can imagine it now: “Damn, out of silicone. What to use? Hmmm…Bleach? Nah. Toilet water? Better not. I know! The cooking oil I use to make food with!” She might as well have just injected that morning’s breakfast into her face, for all the good it did her.

Young Hang Mioku.

Old Hang Mioku.

 

Jocelyn Wildenstein

You might have seen this thing before, but it was impossible to pass it up. Born Jocelynnys Dayannys da Silva Bezerra (but also known as “Cat Woman” and “The Bride of Wildenstein”), she’s a wealthy socialite that was once married to Alec Wildenstein, an important businessman with a love of exotic animals. So when they divorced over his affair, I suppose she tried to win him back by trying to transmogrify herself into one of those exotic animals he liked so much, which must have been some sort of cat…Thing.

Jocelyn Wildenstein.

 

Jackie Stallone

The surname might have given it away, but this is Hollywood actor Sylvester Stallone’s mother. Famous for claiming she can talks to dogs about the future, she also once set up a psychic hotline which would charge callers for advice. Now she’s relatively famous for what looks like a little too much plastic surgery.

Jackie Stallone.

 

Donatella Versace

Brother of the late famous Italian fashion designer Gianni Versace and a fashion designer herself, it’s a pity that Donatella couldn’t design her own face, or – depending on your opinion of the clothes she makes – maybe that’s a good thing.

Donatella Versace.

 

Pete Burns

Former frontman of the British band Dead or Alive, Pete is most famous for having sung the song “You Spin Me Round (Like A Record)”. Pete has since had extensive cosmetic surgery performed on his face, as you can probably guess.

Pete Burns.

 

Michael Jackson

Does this really need to be explained?

Michael Jackson.

 

Carrot Top

Scott Thompson, the comedian, is better known by his stage name of Carrot Top and is famous for his hair and particular brand of prop comedy. Also, probable surgery.

Carrot Top.

 

Dennis Avner

Also known by his Native American name of Stalking Cat, this man has undergone incredible extensive surgery in order to look like his totem animal, the tiger. Modifications include: extensive tattooing, transdermal implants to allow whiskers to be worn, subdermal implants to change the shape of the face and the filing and shaping of the teeth to make them look more like a tiger’s.

Tl;dr? This is man…Who wants to be a cat.

Dennis Avner.

 

Amanda Lepore

The first four letters of her name might give the game away, as Amanda was originally born a man. Famous for fashion, partying and modeling, as well as having undergone extensive surgery to change genders.

Amanda Lepore.

 

Michaela Romanini

Famous for…I’m not sure exactly what. But don’t you agree that Italian socialite Michaela has a face that isn’t going to be forgotten any time soon?

Michaela Romanini.

 


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KEYWORDS: disorders; pelosi; plasticsurgery; psychology
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To: gridlock

That Korean woman has a great future as the next doyenne of the Washington Press Corps...


21 posted on 05/11/2009 3:18:15 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Obamanation: an imploding administration headed by a clueless schmuck, with McCain as his Kowakian)
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To: Brad's Gramma
WHY did I click on this thread?

Because you just HAD to look! :-)

22 posted on 05/11/2009 3:25:16 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Barack Obama: in your guts, you know he's nuts!)
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To: Brad's Gramma
WHY did I click on this thread?

It'll save you a dime the next time the circus comes to town. You will not WANT to go to the Freak Show.

23 posted on 05/11/2009 3:47:14 AM PDT by Gorzaloon (Roark, Architect.)
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To: doug from upland

Burt Reynolds skin was pulled soo tight around his sides of his eyes to reduce wrinkles, he now looks asian.
Jerry Jones ended up looking like Alfred E. Newman.


24 posted on 05/11/2009 4:22:28 AM PDT by Proud_USA_Republican (Trust unto God and He shall direct your path)
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To: doug from upland

They forgot to show us before and after photos of Nancy Pelosi.


25 posted on 05/11/2009 4:26:38 AM PDT by chainsaw (If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free! -- P.J..)
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To: doug from upland


Holy crap!
26 posted on 05/11/2009 4:30:12 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (We've gone from Jefferson to the Jeffersons)
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To: doug from upland

OMG!


27 posted on 05/11/2009 4:34:21 AM PDT by NoGrayZone (The beauty of the 2nd amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it. T.J.)
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To: reagan_fanatic

That’s a guy, right?


28 posted on 05/11/2009 4:35:43 AM PDT by NoGrayZone (The beauty of the 2nd amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it. T.J.)
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To: NoGrayZone

Mick Jagger after a sex change - who knows?


29 posted on 05/11/2009 4:37:50 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (We've gone from Jefferson to the Jeffersons)
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To: doug from upland

...and I’m not allowed to smoke anymore :-(


30 posted on 05/11/2009 4:49:55 AM PDT by rdax
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To: Brad's Gramma
Why did I click on this thread

I don't know about you....but I did it to convince myself 'growing old gracefully' is OK :))

31 posted on 05/11/2009 4:50:24 AM PDT by Guenevere
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To: doug from upland

“What has been seen cannot be unseen.”


32 posted on 05/11/2009 4:54:44 AM PDT by savedbygrace (You are only leading if someone follows. Otherwise, you just wandered off... [Smokin' Joe])
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To: Guenevere
This is me, before surgery:

This is me, after surgery:


33 posted on 05/11/2009 4:55:35 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("We beat the Soviet Union, then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)
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To: reagan_fanatic

Always ask for paper bags, you never know when you might need one.


34 posted on 05/11/2009 5:04:59 AM PDT by central_va (www.15thVirginia.org Co. C, Patrick Henry Rifles)
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To: Lazamataz

Ahhh. the old “hobbit transformational surgery”.... very popular nowadays....


35 posted on 05/11/2009 5:07:56 AM PDT by KeepUSfree (WOSD = fascism pure and simple.)
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To: Brad's Gramma
WHY did I click on this thread?

I'm asking the same question. Creepy people, just plain creepy!

36 posted on 05/11/2009 5:15:14 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco (This country isn't going to hell in a handbasket, it's riding shotgun in an Indy car....)
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To: Proud_USA_Republican
Burt Reynolds skin was pulled soo tight

Joan Rivers can only move her lips, and when she does, her ears wiggle.....

37 posted on 05/11/2009 5:17:30 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco (This country isn't going to hell in a handbasket, it's riding shotgun in an Indy car....)
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To: Lazamataz
Are you going after the Doctor in court or was that what you were after?
38 posted on 05/11/2009 5:21:02 AM PDT by mad_as_he$$ (Nemo me impune lacessit)
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To: Lazamataz
This is me, after surgery:

A grown up cabbage patch doll.......

39 posted on 05/11/2009 5:27:07 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco (This country isn't going to hell in a handbasket, it's riding shotgun in an Indy car....)
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To: doug from upland
Left out this nutjob:

Any doctor that does this crap should have their license revoked.

40 posted on 05/11/2009 5:35:39 AM PDT by bolobaby
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