[NormsRevenge]

Look! Over there! It's uhhh .. a tax cut!

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U.S. President Barack Obama holds up his trip director Marvin Nicholson's wallet which Nicholson had left behind on the podium to prop up the president's remarks at a news conference held on the rooftop terrace of his hotel after the conclusion of the 5th Summit of the Americas in Port of Spain April 19, 2009. REUTERS/Jim Bourg (TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO POLITICS IMAGE OF THE DAY TOP PICTURE)

Someone have a wallet uhhh I can borrow to uhhh make a point?

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U.S. President Barack Obama departs at the conclusion of a news conference on the rooftop terrace of his hotel after the conclusion of the 5th Summit of the Americas in Port of Spain, April 19, 2009. REUTERS/Jim Bourg (TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO POLITICS)

[Dallas59]

Boy, does he have skinny hands.

[Radix]

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I got your wallets, next I'll get your guns.

[armymarinemom]

Please America get this error out of office.

[Ezekiel]

Pickpocket of the United States

[A_Former_Democrat]

No drivers license
No birth certificate
No problem

[Semper Mark]

...”and a hard to describe stride.”

It's a front, he may strut like a banny rooster, but he has the heart of a chicken.

[maggief]

What is in his wallet? A credit card turned backwards? ... and what else?

[WrightOnTarget]

[Pinkbell]

"I...uh...shouldn't have eatten so much of the beans and....uh....tortillas.

[Rowdy Junior]

Watch one of the old Jack Benny shows, Obama has that same
silly type walk.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

And an even harder to describe speech cadence. Have you ever heard anybody use such ineffectual pauses and strangely misplaced accents and stresses in his spoken language? His speech patterns constantly remind me of a drunken stumblebum — or one who’s brain is fried by illicit drugs.

[Sylvester McMonkey McBean]

Okay, here's one you haven't seen before. First I need a volunteer with 12.8 Trillion dollars. Then I take this ordinary looking wallet...

[Sylvester McMonkey McBean]

No nearby water to walk on, President Obama freestyles off the top of his head and dazzles onlookers as he moonwalks to the Presidential podium before addressing the press.

[Nateman]

[Islander2]

“He has a certain air about him.”
Yes, and it is called arrogant ignorance ,personified by the self proclaimed elite.

[odin2008]

[odin2008]

[Snoopy88]

Obama: "Stay the stimulus... a thousand points of change... stay the hope..."

[Sig Sauer P220]

Well we're movin on up,
To the east side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Movin on up,
To the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.

Fish don't fry in the kitchen;
Beans don't burn on the grill.
Took a whole lotta tryin',
Just to get up that hill.
Now we're up in the big leagues,
Gettin' our turn at bat.
As long as we live, it's you and me baby,
There ain't nothin wrong with that.

Well we're movin on up,
To the east side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Movin on up,
To the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.