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Posted on 04/01/2009 1:15:41 PM PDT by Sidebar Moderator
The good news is, on the very first day, we had a single donor fork over the entire $80,000 to keep FR running for another three months. WHOO-HOO!
The bad news is, the donor is some guy from Chicago. He showed up on my doorstep with a box of cannoli, along with some lowlifes I assumed to be either be muscle or Congressmen. Made me an offer I couldn't refuse while mumbling something about the Fairness Doctrine. Paid me in cash out of a suitcase with TARP stenciled on the side. He took the cannoli.
As a result, some wiseguy named Rahm Emmanuel is now part of the management team at FR. And most of the moderators have been replaced. The position of Lead Moderator has been assumed by MurryMom. Ash has been reinstated and is now Admin Moderator. And Toiletman was brought back to be Sidebar Moderator.
Religion Moderator has not been replaced no one in the Obama Administration knows anything about religion other than "God Damn America" so they left that position alone.
I know this is probably a bit of a shock for our long-time posters, but I am sure we can all get used to the new regime, we just need to be sure to praise Obama in each thread while condemning Rush Limbaugh. And we can only post really badly photoshopped images of Sarah Palin. But other than that, it should be FReeping as usual.
Yeah, and the Sidebar Moderator should have posted this in the “Personal Interest and Chat” section.
That’s OK. I don’t need you anymore ‘cause I can buy a machinegun cheap with repeal of the NFA.
I’ve always hated the fat, deaf bastard Rush bimbaugh, and now I’m going to cancel my Rush 24/7 and my Rush newsletter.
I’m going to break my Rush coffee mugs, burn my Gitmo stuff and will never again try to think rationally or use logic in any argument.
{Do you think rahm will buy this, or have I over played my hand?}
This is fantastic! I think I like it better than the merger with Scientology!
Funny stuff! But we all know, the joke resides in the White House!
You just HAD to find a place for MurryMom in there somewhere, didn't you?!
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli. (7 sec):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxZyFNVBRJY
Put down the adult beverage and step away from the keyboard!
You are sooooo zot
What about Eschior and MD4Bush?
Jim’s idea of an April fools joke.
Part I, right after Clemenza kills Paulie for not protecting Vito.
If you got a cashier’s check from the Chicago guy...wait at least a month for it to clear after you cash it.
Don’t forget A+ Bert
I knew I was forgetting someone!
"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli" (7 sec)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxZyFNVBRJY
You'll be a lot funnier with a bunch of holes in you. Yah.
Well, at least ya didn’t put “al baby” in charge of the spellcheck function....
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