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(Vanity) The Canonization of Ted Kennedy
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Posted on 03/16/2009 12:07:48 PM PDT by lilylangtree

As soon as cancer was found in Ted Kennedy, it was noticed the immediate attempt at canonization of old Teddy by the main stream media. They are saying what a "great American" he is. I say, let's get a things clear and not twist the facts to change the REAL history.

1. He was caught cheating at Harvard when he attended first attended the school. He was expelled twice, once for cheating on a test, and once for paying a classmate to cheat for him.

2. While expelled, Kennedy enlisted in the Army, but mistakenly signed up for four years instead of two. Oops, the man can't count to four. His father, womanizer Joseph P. Kennedy, former U.S. Ambassador to England (a step up from bootlegging liquor into the US from Canada during prohibition), pulled the necessary strings to have his enlistment shortened to two years, and to ensure that he served in Europe, not Korea, where a war was raging. No preferential treatment for him like "he" charged former President Bush of receiving.

3. Kennedy was assigned to Paris, never advanced beyond the rank of private, and returned to Harvard upon being discharged. Imagine a person of his "education" NEVER advancing past the rank of private.

4. While attending law school at the University of Virginia, he was cited for reckless driving four times, including once when he was clocked driving 90 miles per hour in a residential neighborhood with his headlights off after dark. Yet his Virginia driver's license was never revoked. Coincidentally, he passed the bar exam in 1959, amazing!

5. In 1964, he was seriously injured in a plane crash, and hospitalized for several months. Test results done by the hospital at the time he was admitted had shown he was legally intoxicated. The results of those tests remained a "state secret" until in the 1980's when the report was unsealed. Didn't hear about that from the unbiased media, did we?

6. On July 19, 1969, Kennedy (another notorious womanizer like his dad and brothers) attended a party on Chappaquiddick Island in Massachusetts. At about 11:00 PM, he borrowed his chauffeur's keys to his Oldsmobile limousine, and offered to give a ride home to Mary Jo Kopechne, a campaign worker. Leaving the island via an unlit bridge with no guard rail, Kennedy steered the car off the bridge, flipped, and into Poucha Pond.

7. He swam to shore and walked back to the party, after passing several houses and a fire station. Then two friends returned with him to the scene of the accident. According to their later testimony, they told him what he already knew, that he was required by law to immediately report the accident to the authorities. Instead Kennedy made his way to his hotel, called his lawyer, and went to sleep. Kennedy called the police the next morning and by then the wreck had already been discovered. Before dying, Kopechne had scratched at the upholstered floor above her head in the upside-down car. The Kennedy family began "calling in favors," ensuring that any inquiry would be contained. Her corpse was whisked out-of-state to her family, before an autopsy could be conducted. Further details are uncertain, but after the accident Kennedy says he repeatedly dove under the water trying to rescue Kopechne, and he didn't call police because he was in a state of shock. It is widely assumed Kennedy was drunk, and he held off calling police in hopes that his family could fix the problem overnight. Since the accident, Kennedy's "political enemies" have referred to him as the distinguished Senator from Chappaquiddick. He pled guilty to leaving the scene of an accident, and was given a SUSPENDED SENTENCE OF TWO MONTHS. Kopechne's family received a small payout from Kennedy's insurance policy, and never sued. There was later an effort to have her body exhumed and autopsied, but her family successfully fought against this in court, and Kennedy's family paid their attorney's bills a "token of friendship"?

8. Kennedy has held his Senate seat for more than forty years, but considering his longevity, his accomplishments seem scant. He authored or argued for legislation that ensured a variety of civil rights, increased the minimum wage in 1981, made access to health care easier for the indigent, and funded Meals on Wheels for fixed-income seniors and is widely held as the "standard-bearer for "liberalism." In his very first Senate role, he was the floor manager for the bill that turned U.S. immigration policy upside down and opened the floodgate for immigrants from third world countries.

9. Since that time, he has been the prime instigator and author of every expansion of and increase in immigration, up to and including the latest attempt to grant amnesty to illegal aliens. Not to mention the pious grilling he gave the last two Supreme Court nominees, as if he were the standard bearer for the nation in matters of right. What a pompous idiot!

10. He is known around Washington as a public drunk, loud, boisterous and very disrespectful to ladies. JERK is a better description than "great American".

Let's not allow the spin doctors make this jerk a hero by short-memory Americans lest we forget what his real legacy is.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; Philosophy; Politics/Elections; US: Massachusetts
KEYWORDS: 111th; chat; fatdrunkandstupid; swimmer; tankedteddy; tedkennedy; thisaintnews
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To: lilylangtree
They are saying what a "great American" he is.

He is among the top three.


21 posted on 03/16/2009 12:33:11 PM PDT by Polybius
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To: lilylangtree

http://ytedk.com


22 posted on 03/16/2009 12:36:37 PM PDT by pabianice
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To: Polybius

LOL LOL LOL.


23 posted on 03/16/2009 12:42:13 PM PDT by agere_contra (So ... where's the birth certificate?)
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To: lilylangtree

“7. He swam to shore and walked back to the party, after passing several houses and a fire station. Then two friends returned with him to the scene of the accident. According to their later testimony, they told him what he already knew, that he was required by law to immediately report the accident to the authorities. Instead Kennedy made his way to his hotel, called his lawyer, and went to sleep. Kennedy called the police the next morning and by then the wreck had already been discovered. Before dying, Kopechne had scratched at the upholstered floor above her head in the upside-down car. The Kennedy family began “calling in favors,” ensuring that any inquiry would be contained. Her corpse was whisked out-of-state to her family, before an autopsy could be conducted. Further details are uncertain, but after the accident Kennedy says he repeatedly dove under the water trying to rescue Kopechne, and he didn’t call police because he was in a state of shock. It is widely assumed Kennedy was drunk, and he held off calling police in hopes that his family could fix the problem overnight. Since the accident, Kennedy’s “political enemies” have referred to him as the distinguished Senator from Chappaquiddick. He pled guilty to leaving the scene of an accident, and was given a SUSPENDED SENTENCE OF TWO MONTHS. Kopechne’s family received a small payout from Kennedy’s insurance policy, and never sued. There was later an effort to have her body exhumed and autopsied, but her family successfully fought against this in court, and Kennedy’s family paid their attorney’s bills a “token of friendship”?”.

NEVER TO BE FORGOTTEN. Someone needs to send this to Chris Matthews who nearly cries at the mention of this scumbag’s name. OOOOps. Did I call a man with brain cancer a scumbag? I meant to call him a NO GOOD SCUMBAG.


24 posted on 03/16/2009 12:44:14 PM PDT by LeonardFMason
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To: lilylangtree

You forgot..

Oilman
Affirmative Action dodger
Offshore money haven in Fiji
Labor Union avoider
Check the testimony at the William Kennedy Smith rape case in Florida stemmed from Au Bar.

He is a maggot, a loser and fraud....but aren’t 90% of all Democrats?


25 posted on 03/16/2009 12:48:38 PM PDT by wac3rd (In the end, we all are Conservative, some just need their lives jolted to realize that fact.)
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To: lilylangtree
I recall that Kennedy was also the person who first thought up the Democrat strategy of repeatedly filibustering Bush's judicial nominees for ideological reasons.

-PJ

26 posted on 03/16/2009 12:48:40 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (You can never overestimate the Democrats' ability to overplay their hand.)
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To: ArrogantBustard

They should shove him through it once in a while just to clean the barrel.


27 posted on 03/16/2009 12:50:52 PM PDT by Natural Law
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To: lilylangtree

Can’t ever really forgive the Hart-Cellar Act which changed the demographics of the nation forever...

Forget the booze, women, drugs and assorted car wrecks and tax evasion...

This guy allowed the US to move towards a 3rd World nation.

If any of your ancestors were here prior to 1900, you should be ENRAGED, like me.


28 posted on 03/16/2009 12:51:12 PM PDT by wac3rd (In the end, we all are Conservative, some just need their lives jolted to realize that fact.)
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To: lilylangtree

The people of Massachusetts forgot a long time ago. This would be blasphemy to a lot of them.

I have never figured out how that could happen.


29 posted on 03/16/2009 12:52:13 PM PDT by cookiedough
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To: lilylangtree

The left’s icons are typical of Kennedy.

Lawbreaking, lying, cheating unpatriotic trash.


30 posted on 03/16/2009 12:54:08 PM PDT by Carley (President Obama ~ Leaving No Tax Cheat Behind)
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To: N. Theknow

LOL! Mr. Cookiedough LOL’d too. (


31 posted on 03/16/2009 12:55:29 PM PDT by cookiedough
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To: lilylangtree
He's gonna be cannonized?

Do they still make Howizers that big? (Did they ever?)

How far will a cannonized Kennedy fly?

32 posted on 03/16/2009 12:56:56 PM PDT by uglybiker (AAAAAAH!!! I'm covered in BEES!)
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To: lilylangtree

Lord Edward, the Earl of Chappaquiddick


33 posted on 03/16/2009 12:58:46 PM PDT by Notwithstanding (OneBigAssMistakeAmerica)
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To: null and void

Just to get your heart pumping and your BP way up


34 posted on 03/16/2009 12:59:45 PM PDT by DeLaine
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All I can say is this “gentleman” is right up there with Hanoi Jane in my eyes as “A Great American” .


35 posted on 03/16/2009 1:00:01 PM PDT by zerono
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To: lilylangtree

THe email should have included his “Waitress sandwich” escapades, too.


36 posted on 03/16/2009 1:00:58 PM PDT by Two Kids' Dad (((( Two Kids' Dad ---- (T) - CA ** Join the "T" party ** ))))
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To: lilylangtree

A more fitting death for ol Ted would be to die from choking on his own vomit while in a state of near alcohol poisoning and with urine stained pants around his ankles.


37 posted on 03/16/2009 1:02:51 PM PDT by Hacklehead (Liberalism is the art of taking what works, breaking it, and then blaming conservatives.)
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To: lilylangtree
Well, after he dies he will spend eternity in hell.

All the wonderful press and public Prayers won't save his damned soul.

sw

38 posted on 03/16/2009 1:12:08 PM PDT by spectre (Spectre's wife)
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To: lilylangtree
The Knight of the Midnight Swim;
The Duke of Oldsmobile

keep Unforgiven in mind when you pronounce that last one

39 posted on 03/16/2009 1:13:28 PM PDT by NonValueAdded (May God save America from its government; this is no time for Obamateurs. Emmanuel = Haldeman?)
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To: lilylangtree
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40 posted on 03/16/2009 1:14:21 PM PDT by Kieri (The Conservatrarian)
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