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Combination of Viagra and ExtenZe proves deadly
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Posted on 03/11/2009 11:23:50 AM PDT by chordmaster

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To: chordmaster

That was some cruise he was planning!....I’m screwing til I fall overboard!.....


41 posted on 03/11/2009 11:45:20 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

If he had been a lawyer he would have died a foot taller.


42 posted on 03/11/2009 11:46:18 AM PDT by csmusaret (You can't spell Democrat without R-A-T.)
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To: chordmaster

Viagra just causes the first stage of rigor mortis.


43 posted on 03/11/2009 11:47:18 AM PDT by Richard Kimball (We're all criminals. They just haven't figured out what some of us have done yet.)
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To: chordmaster

Gee, Extenze is supposed to make “that certain part” of a man’s body get bigger and Viagra is supposed to get it to fill with blood. This guy ingested large amounts of both. Did he not see any potential for a problem? It was a real boner that he didn’t consult his physician first.


44 posted on 03/11/2009 11:48:08 AM PDT by Two Kids' Dad (((( Two Kids' Dad ---- (T) - CA ** Join the "T" party ** ))))
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To: Red Badger

Bob..... what do you call a man on viagra who loses his balance at sea?


45 posted on 03/11/2009 11:49:07 AM PDT by DannyTN
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To: chordmaster

Another advance in medical science. In the future whenever a man falls overboard, we will immediately know why.


46 posted on 03/11/2009 11:49:25 AM PDT by Malesherbes (Sauve Qui Peut)
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To: chordmaster

He pole vaulted off the ship?


47 posted on 03/11/2009 11:50:28 AM PDT by Doctor Raoul (New Obama Mantra, "Screw World Peace, I'll Buy You A Pony.")
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To: chordmaster

He must not have contacted his Dr. after 4 hours.


48 posted on 03/11/2009 11:51:12 AM PDT by tiki (True Christians will not deliberately slander or misrepresent others or their beliefs)
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To: chordmaster

Boy, other people’s vacation videos are tough enough to sit through-this lady’s friends are really in for it....


49 posted on 03/11/2009 11:51:35 AM PDT by Mac from Cleveland (How to make a small fortune in the Obama era--first, start off with a big fortune....)
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To: chordmaster

Ya’ mean that now he’s a stiff?


50 posted on 03/11/2009 11:51:51 AM PDT by laweeks
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To: mdk1960
Wait, that’s not a BUOY!

It's not a periscope, either!

51 posted on 03/11/2009 11:51:59 AM PDT by doubled (The essence of bigotry is refusing to others the rights that you demand for yourself - Thomas Sowell)
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52 posted on 03/11/2009 11:52:42 AM PDT by new cruelty (Shoot your TV. Torch your newspaper.)
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To: DannyTN

what do you call a man on viagra who loses his balance at sea?

dead?......


53 posted on 03/11/2009 11:52:55 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: chordmaster

FTA: Witnesses said that Grunger appeared to be out of sorts. “He was definitely having trouble walking - we thought he was drunk.”

Nope, he was trying to steer his divining rod around the deck and it discovered a big body of water.


54 posted on 03/11/2009 11:53:02 AM PDT by Two Kids' Dad (((( Two Kids' Dad ---- (T) - CA ** Join the "T" party ** ))))
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To: chordmaster
Reginald Grunger, 52, apparently lost his balance and fell of the deck of a cruise ship while vacationing with his wife. Cruise line officials confirmed that Grunger had ingested large amounts of both Viagra and ExtenZe before the accident.

Probably the sudden change in center of gravity.

55 posted on 03/11/2009 11:53:17 AM PDT by Sloth (The tree of liberty desperately needs watering.)
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To: CougarGA7

Either that,or just floated on his back until someone noticed his distress signal. :)


56 posted on 03/11/2009 11:53:54 AM PDT by gimme1ibertee ("No pale pastels,but bold colors".....Ronnie,we sure do miss you,sir!)
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To: DannyTN

A pole falter.....................


57 posted on 03/11/2009 11:54:41 AM PDT by Red Badger (The Zero has more Chicago Bull than Michael Jordan...................)
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To: Two Kids' Dad

Must have lasted for more than 4 hours.


58 posted on 03/11/2009 11:55:18 AM PDT by TennTuxedo
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To: Red Badger

Never lean over the side, always stay erect!


59 posted on 03/11/2009 11:55:37 AM PDT by DannyTN
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To: DannyTN

A broken mast is a bad thing.................


60 posted on 03/11/2009 11:59:02 AM PDT by Red Badger (The Zero has more Chicago Bull than Michael Jordan...................)
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