Combination of Viagra and ExtenZe proves deadly

The Daily Redundancy ^

[Semper Mark]

“Talk about a lethal combination.”

The Doc gave me a prescription for Viagra and later gave me a prescription for ExtenZe, so I could tell whether the Viagra was working or not.

[DannyTN]

He mistook his Johnson for an outboard.

[bonnieblue4me]

boner ping

[new cruelty]

"There she blows!--there she blows! A hump like a snow-hill! It is Moby Dick!"

[Red Badger]

That’s Evinrude!...............

[GUNGAGALUNGA]

[lakeman]

He should have just hoisted a sail on that mast and sailed home.

[Mac from Cleveland]

“”Uhhhh, hello, uhhhh, This is Mr. uh, Bob Clanton of Chappaqua NY—I’d like to cancel my double order of Viagra with Extenze......”

[DannyTN]

I hope his death doesn’t cast a long shadow over the industry.

[NRA1995]

Too bad he didn’t use Enzyte, at least he’d have died smiling.

[Towed_Jumper]

That Viagra bottle should have been clearly marked: “Not for use as a flotation device.”

[Publius6961]

If he already had any children, he's ineligible for the Darwin Award.

Sorry.

[Jo Nuvark]

http://www.thebody.com/content/art32246.html

In 2000, researchers at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles did an analysis of 1,473 major adverse medical events involving the use of Viagra. There were 522 deaths, most involving cardiovascular causes developing within 4-5 hours of taking a 50 mg dose of Viagra. The majority of deaths occurred in patients who were less than 65 years of age and had no reported cardiac risk factors. Other deaths were associated with the use of nitrates (drugs prescribed for chest pain, angina and heart problems) and amyl nitrate, the common ingredient found in “poppers,” a liquid whose vapors typically cause an intense head rush and drop in blood pressure when inhaled. Cedars-Sinai researchers concluded that there “appears to be a high number of deaths and serious cardiovascular events associated with the use of Viagra.”

[CougarGA7]

Either that,or just floated on his back until someone noticed his distress signal. :)

Unless they were returning from sea and mistaked it for a red bouy, then they would just pass it keeping it to their starboard side.

[CougarGA7]

Wonder how they could tell when rigamortis had set in?