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Combination of Viagra and ExtenZe proves deadly
The Daily Redundancy ^
Posted on 03/11/2009 11:23:50 AM PDT by chordmaster
JACKSONVILLE, FL - A mixture of two popular erectile dysfunction medications has lead to the untimely death of a local man. Reginald Grunger, 52, apparently lost his balance and fell of the deck of a cruise ship while vacationing with his wife. Cruise line officials confirmed that Grunger had ingested large amounts of both Viagra and ExtenZe before the accident.
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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: satire
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To: chordmaster
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:25:52 AM PDT
by
noblejones
(<deprecate>Ben Stein 2008.</deprecate> Sarah 2012, 2016, 2020.)
To: chordmaster
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:26:06 AM PDT
by
Goldsborough
(Non Sibi)
To: chordmaster
It would be funnier if he fell “off” the deck instead of fell “of” the deck.
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:26:23 AM PDT
by
w1andsodidwe
(Jimmy Carter(the Godfather of Terror) allowed radical Islam to get a foothold in Iran.)
To: chordmaster
“Stand back, this thing’s gonna blow!”
To: chordmaster
RIP.................
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:26:37 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(The Zero has more Chicago Bull than Michael Jordan...................)
To: chordmaster
I guess all of the blood in his body went to his.....
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:26:47 AM PDT
by
KoRn
To: chordmaster
Pogo-sticked right over the rail!
To: noblejones
And it took them three days to close the lid on the casket.
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:27:01 AM PDT
by
George Smiley
(They're not drinking the Kool-Aid any more. They're eating it straight out of the packet.)
To: chordmaster
He’s really stiff now, but not in a good way.
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:27:09 AM PDT
by
Pietro
To: chordmaster
Poor guy. The blood needed to be in the head where balance is regulated.
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:27:34 AM PDT
by
Enterprise
(I went to America and all I got were some DVDs and little helicopters.)
To: chordmaster
you would think he would have a working kick stand at that point
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:27:59 AM PDT
by
MANO
To: chordmaster
He hardly knew what nailed him.
To: chordmaster
Insert "stiff" joke here. This may be overdoing it in the "get ready for action" guy department. Yeah, he was "primed" for it, alright!
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:28:16 AM PDT
by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
To: chordmaster
His third leg should have prevented him from loosing his balance......
To: chordmaster
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:28:40 AM PDT
by
mdk1960
To: chordmaster
The combination of Viagra and Rogain is bad too.
It makes your hair stand on end.
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:28:46 AM PDT
by
Jeff Chandler
(Obama's next program: Kopechne Care)
To: chordmaster
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:28:50 AM PDT
by
new cruelty
(Shoot your TV. Torch your newspaper.)
To: chordmaster
“apparently lost his balance and fell....”
Unexpected weight shift?
To: chordmaster
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:28:54 AM PDT
by
buccaneer81
(Bob Taft has soiled the family name for the next century.)
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