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Woman Gatecrashes Funeral And Hits Deceased With Magic Wand
anorak ^
| 6th, March 2009
| Staff
Posted on 03/08/2009 7:19:52 AM PDT by tlb
AT the Church of God in Gray Court, South Carolina, Nicole Marie-Loretta Leonard has joined the funeral procession.
She enacts a funeral danced in front of the service, waves a wand over the coffin, opens it and hits the deceased man on the head with a wand. By way of finale she throws the flowers from the casket at the bereaved family.
She drives off in a burgundy Toyota with North Carolina plates.
Police respond and pull Nicole Marie-Loretta Leonard over. She admits it all.
It, says she, felt it was the right thing to do at the time.
(Excerpt) Read more at anorak.co.uk ...
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; US: North Carolina; US: South Carolina
KEYWORDS: funeral; nutjob; psycho; psyco; wand; witch
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Hold my wand and watch this.
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posted on
03/08/2009 7:19:52 AM PDT
by
tlb
To: tlb
If only we could all wave a wand and it’d be 2007 again.
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posted on
03/08/2009 7:23:13 AM PDT
by
bgill
To: tlb
Sounds like the local shrink has his work cut out for him with this one....
3
posted on
03/08/2009 7:32:49 AM PDT
by
Farmer Dean
(168 grains of instant conflict resolution)
To: tlb
Sounds like (Magic Wand) a mans fantasy.
4
posted on
03/08/2009 7:35:28 AM PDT
by
TruthWillWin
(The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
To: tlb
She should have worn her “Boots of Escaping”.
Comment #6 Removed by Moderator
To: KC_Conspirator
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posted on
03/08/2009 7:45:22 AM PDT
by
Gondring
(Paul Revere would have been flamed as a naysayer troll and told to go back to Boston.)
To: retrokitten; CholeraJoe; Tax-chick
She musta got into Trelawney’s cooking sherry.
To: Tijeras_Slim
The real question is, did the dead guy get up?
“Well, I ain’t sittin’ up with the dead no more, I don’t know ‘bout you!”
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posted on
03/08/2009 7:48:59 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("There are more enjoyable ways of going to Hell." ~ St. Bernard)
To: TruthWillWin
If it was the Hitachi version, I think it’s more a female fantasy. :)
10
posted on
03/08/2009 7:55:40 AM PDT
by
Sherman Logan
(Everyone has a right to his own opinion, but not to his own facts.)
To: tlb
Harry Potter syndrome.
11
posted on
03/08/2009 8:15:13 AM PDT
by
4yearlurker
(The ground at Arlington is moving & shaking.)
To: tlb
The author must have been schooled in a government facility.
The writing is horrible.
12
posted on
03/08/2009 8:21:05 AM PDT
by
em2vn
To: tlb
Here's a link to her booking photo.
Here
Guilty!
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posted on
03/08/2009 8:27:31 AM PDT
by
csvset
To: csvset
Guilty? But,,, she’s a massage therapist!
To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
Leonard has a Web page that says she is a massage therapist who recently graduated from a massage center in Weaverville, N.C. On her Web page, she says, My private office is tucked away in a serene valley surrounded by an amazing mountain-scape. My loving energy and slow flowing technique provide a truly outstanding relaxation massage.Yeah, baby! Give me your love, slow flow style.
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posted on
03/08/2009 8:34:55 AM PDT
by
csvset
To: tlb
Man, if we haven’t gotem we’ll go and getem.
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posted on
03/08/2009 8:51:11 AM PDT
by
Rappini
("Pro deo et Patria.)
To: csvset; Tijeras_Slim
Nobody looks good in a mug shot. I’d hit it.
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posted on
03/08/2009 9:17:00 AM PDT
by
CholeraJoe
(Tagline removed under court order)
To: upchuck; SC Swamp Fox
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posted on
03/08/2009 9:21:59 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("I HOPE you like your CHANGE."--MrB)
To: tlb; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
This idiot is lucky she didn't get shot with +3 Bullets of Species Improvement.
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posted on
03/08/2009 9:23:56 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("I HOPE you like your CHANGE."--MrB)
To: tlb
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posted on
03/08/2009 9:26:09 AM PDT
by
rollo tomasi
(Working hard to pay for deadbeats and corrupt politicians.)
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