Obama's new "affordable stock purchasing program" (ASPP) kicks into high gear (link only)

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[ETL]

President assures the 'disenfranchised' that share prices for even the largest companies will go down to levels that even his brother in Kenya can afford!

5-year Dow chart:
http://finance.yahoo.com/echarts?s=^DJI#chart1:symbol=^dji;range=5y;indicator=volume;charttype=line;crosshair=on;ohlcvalues=0;logscale=on;source=undefined

1-day Dow chart (real-time updating):
http://finance.yahoo.com/echarts?s=^DJI#chart1:symbol=^dji;range=1d;indicator=volume;charttype=line;crosshair=on;ohlcvalues=0;logscale=on;source=undefined
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Barack Obama's 'lost' brother found in Kenya

George Hussein Onyango Obama,
Senator Barack Obama's long lost
brother was tracked down living in
a hut on the outskirts of Nairobi

Senator Barack Obama's long lost brother has been tracked down for the first time living in a shanty town in Kenya, reports claimed

Mr Obama, 26, the youngest of the presidential candidate's half-brothers, spoke for the first time about his life, which could not be more different than that of the Democratic contender.

"No-one knows who I am", he told the magazine, before claiming: "I live here on less than a dollar a month."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/uselection2008/barackobama/2590614/Barack-Obamas-lost-brother-found-in-Kenya.html

[Dallas59]

[babygene]

Good post!

[babygene]

Good post!

[Red Badger]

Grand Affordable Stock Purchase Program.........GASPP............

[ETL]

YES! "Change" has come to America!!

"Barack Obama told supporters that
'change has come to America' as he
claimed victory in a historic presidential election."

http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/11/04/election.president/index.html

[Dallas59]

CHANGE!

[cartervt2k]

Don’t worry guys - once the rate at which the treasury prints money catches up with the rate we’re spending it, everything’s gonna be fine.

[ETL]

Thanks. Thunk it up today.

[ETL]

Here's the chart for today (3/5/09), with about an hour to go in the trading...

[giotto]

CHANGE!

Which is what Citibank stock is now worth.

[ETL]

Didn’t they change their name to “Sh*tiBank”?

[RasterMaster]

Obama did say now is a good time to buy STOCKS!

[FlipWilson]

So then, are you saying we all just need to turn down the heat, put on a sweater and use the saved money to invest in the Obama bargain market?

[ETL]

You have a sweater?? I sold my last one a few weeks ago.

[demsux]

Look at that spike in selling at about 11:15 or so...wonder who spoke around then?

[ETL]

Yes, seems people are really enthusiastic about Obama’s new “Affordable Stock Purchasing Program” (ASPP)!