Images of Christopher Buckley come to mind.
Which is probably the entire point.
Posted on 03/04/2009 1:05:55 PM PST by EveningStar
[ed. note: a number of you have written requesting I invite T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII back for another analysis of the sad state of the conservative movement. After some cajoling and a bottle of VSOP, he agreed.]
(Excerpt) Read more at iowahawk.typepad.com ...
[cue “Rhymin’ and Stealin’” by the Beastie Boys]
Hawk, I hope you got Christo...er, Coddy...the Louis Treize. It’s gonna take the good stuff for those people to numb the pain enough for them to sit down any time soon.
Excuse me while I step away and pull up License to Ill on my iPod.
Thanks.
Sixteen men on a dead man’s chest
I shot them suckas an’ I’ll shoot the rest!
I’ve only owned two rap discs in my life, and both were by the Beasties (the other was Ill Communication).
It isn’t satire until someone adds the word satire to the key words. Which I did.
Wonderful I say! I shift my fedora to a jauntier angle, and raise an devilishly oaky Chardonnay to Iowahawk.
Groovy.
As one of the “gun-totin’ Ozark lumpen proles and exurban strip mall burghers” I must proudly proclaim: The Hawk Rules!
Now I just wish he’d ask T. Coddington how he managed to write something as good as “Thank You For Smoking” while still being so darn f’d up in so many ways.
No one other than Iowahawk would think of attacking RINOs with a stiletto, but he leaves them bleeding from many punctures.
Images of Christopher Buckley come to mind.
Which is probably the entire point.
I hope Rush read this one on his show too. Rush needs to bookmark Iowahawk. :)
bump ...
Many thanks for the ping. Stout fellow!
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