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Iowahawk: I Daresay It Is Time We Deal With the Mutineers Aboard the S.S. Conservatism
Iowahawk ^ | March 4, 2009 | David Burge

Posted on 03/04/2009 1:05:55 PM PST by EveningStar

[ed. note: a number of you have written requesting I invite T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII back for another analysis of the sad state of the conservative movement. After some cajoling and a bottle of VSOP, he agreed.]

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(Excerpt) Read more at iowahawk.typepad.com ...


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Editorial; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: chrisbuckley; christopherbuckley; iowahawk; rinos; satire
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To: EveningStar; IowaHawk

[cue “Rhymin’ and Stealin’” by the Beastie Boys]

Hawk, I hope you got Christo...er, Coddy...the Louis Treize. It’s gonna take the good stuff for those people to numb the pain enough for them to sit down any time soon.


21 posted on 03/04/2009 2:09:15 PM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: RichInOC

Excuse me while I step away and pull up License to Ill on my iPod.

Thanks.


22 posted on 03/04/2009 2:15:45 PM PST by Two Kids' Dad (((( ))))
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To: Two Kids' Dad

Sixteen men on a dead man’s chest
I shot them suckas an’ I’ll shoot the rest!

I’ve only owned two rap discs in my life, and both were by the Beasties (the other was Ill Communication).


23 posted on 03/04/2009 2:34:29 PM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Repeal the 16th!)
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To: EveningStar

It isn’t satire until someone adds the word satire to the key words. Which I did.


24 posted on 03/04/2009 2:45:21 PM PST by Cheburashka (Liberalism: a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.)
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To: EveningStar

Wonderful I say! I shift my fedora to a jauntier angle, and raise an devilishly oaky Chardonnay to Iowahawk.


25 posted on 03/04/2009 2:46:22 PM PST by VR-21
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To: Cheburashka

Groovy.


26 posted on 03/04/2009 3:17:14 PM PST by EveningStar
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To: EveningStar

As one of the “gun-totin’ Ozark lumpen proles and exurban strip mall burghers” I must proudly proclaim: The Hawk Rules!

Now I just wish he’d ask T. Coddington how he managed to write something as good as “Thank You For Smoking” while still being so darn f’d up in so many ways.


27 posted on 03/04/2009 3:25:39 PM PST by Stosh
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To: Interesting Times
Iowahawk and his magic stiletto are back...

No one other than Iowahawk would think of attacking RINOs with a stiletto, but he leaves them bleeding from many punctures.

28 posted on 03/04/2009 3:50:06 PM PST by zot
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To: EveningStar; dighton
T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII

Images of Christopher Buckley come to mind.

Which is probably the entire point.

29 posted on 03/04/2009 4:15:21 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro; dighton
You are exactly correct, Martin. In fact, here is T. Coddington's previous contribution (part of which Rush read on the air). :)
30 posted on 03/04/2009 6:10:24 PM PST by EveningStar
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To: dighton

I hope Rush read this one on his show too. Rush needs to bookmark Iowahawk. :)


31 posted on 03/04/2009 6:55:12 PM PST by EveningStar
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To: EveningStar

bump ...


32 posted on 03/04/2009 11:25:27 PM PST by JerseyHighlander
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To: dighton

Many thanks for the ping. Stout fellow!


33 posted on 03/05/2009 7:30:55 AM PST by Constitution Day
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