Skip to comments.The Stimulus Bill (Therapy: Post your Jokes and Satire about Porkulus and Obamanomics here!)
Posted on 02/21/2009 11:04:38 AM PST by Mad Dawgg
Time for a bit of Free Republic Therapy!
Post your Jokes and Satire and hilarious Images about Obamanomics and the Porkulus Bill here!
Freepers got some serious chops in that department, it would be nice to have a central place for all the really good Obamanomics/Porkulus Humor out there!
And here is an excellent piece I found on my Hometown Forum:
The Professor's Stimulus Bill Lesson:
Shortly after class, an economics student approaches his economics professor and says, "I don't understand this stimulus bill. Can you explain it to me?" The professor replied, "I don't have any time to explain it at my office, but if you come over to my house on Saturday and help me with my weekend project, I'll be glad to explain it to you." The student agreed.
At the agreed-upon time, the student showed up at the professor's house. The professor stated that the weekend project involved his backyard pool. They both went out back to the pool, and the professor handed the student a bucket. Demonstrating with his own bucket, the professor said, "First, go over to the deep end, and fill your bucket with as much water as you can." The student did as he was instructed. The professor then continued, "Follow me over to the shallow end, and then dump all the water from your bucket into it." The student was naturally confused, but did as he was told.
The professor then explained they were going to do this many more times, and began walking back to the deep end of the pool. The confused student asked, "Excuse me, but why are we doing this?" The professor matter-of-factly stated that he was trying to make the shallow end much deeper. The student didn't think the economics professor was serious, but figured that he would find out the real story soon enough.
However, after the 6th trip between the shallow end and the deep end, the student began to become worried that his economics professor had gone mad. The student finally replied, "All we're doing is wasting valuable time and effort on unproductive pursuits. Even worse, when this process is all over, everything will be at the same level it was before, so all you'll really have accomplished is the destruction of what could have been truly productive action!"
The professor put down his bucket and replied with a smile, "Congratulations. You now understand the stimulus bill."
The Dalai Bama is imposing a 40% tax on aspirin because it is white and it works.
“The Marxism Conversion Act of 2009” = NO JOKE!
BTW I forgot a Coffee Spew alert...
Luckily I have gotten good at mopping it up before it gets all down in my keysboard!
Thank for the giggle!
Oh, and this one...not political but fun to watch:
I LOVE the Sneeze, I can watch it for hours!
This is great. Too bad it is close to the truth.
Check your 201K recently?
That was funny!
The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of everybody else’s money.
DOCTORS’ OPINIONS OF THE BAIL OUT PACKAGE
The Allergists voted to scratch it, and the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve, and the Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
The Pathologists yelled, ‘Over my dead body!’ while the Pediatricians said, ‘Oh, Grow up!’
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the Radiologists could see right through it, and the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The Internists thought it was s a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, ‘This puts a whole new face on the matter.’
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn’t hold water.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some folks in Washington.
Once there was a preacher, a cannibal and a member of the Obama administration in a lifeboat. After a day at sea without food the preacher urgently asked the administration member and the cannibal to prepare to meet their maker by coming to Christ. The administration member looked at the preacher and then urgently asked the cannibal to hold an election as to whether the left leg of the preacher should be sawed off and eaten by all of them in the boat.
... and, unfortunately, sad at the same time.
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